GaiusIuliusCaesar

That will only be true if I accidentally create the borg in my life extension experiments.

I am of the opinion that one less murderer in the world is a good thing.

I also hate IPA's. My favorite style of beer is pale lager, my second is stout. But I am happy to consume most lagers and ales as long as they have a good flavor and aren't too bitter, which is why I dislike IPA's they are obnoxiously bitter.

wine, scotch, gin, cocktails, cider, and beer in about that order.

Good question, I'm sure I mentioned it to him at least once. At any rate we'll have plenty of time to discuss it on the way to road island..

apart from giving yourself intense heart burn and possibly causing you to puke I don't see that accomplishing much. As others suggested vigorous exercise might help but I am dubious as to how effective that will be, the only sure way to pass a drug test is to wait until its out of your system, so basically you're boned.

My father makes the best pizza. I make a decent one myself but I almost never make it, too easy. I prefer more complicated dishes that challenge my skills. As for ordering it, I tend to avoid chains.

sunny side up.

that or its part of the browser, either way when I type occasionally I miswrite a word, or use a word it doesn't recognize and a red wavy line appears over it. so yeah there is a spell check function.

he got what he deserved. Hail Caesar!

apparently dystopia isn't considered a word by this websites spell check and it corrected to dystonia. I often write very fast and use spell check without thinking.

"He gazed up at the enormous face. Forty years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the dark moustache. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother." Is it normal to joygasm over soul crushing dystopia?

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I had roasted leg of lamb infused with garlic and mint, roasted mini potatoes, and freshly roasted brussel sprouts, squash, walnuts, and golden raisins with a touch of brown sugar and honey.

I try to ignore them, or report them, depending on how obviously trolling they are. I have to give the mods credit, they are very quick to respond to reasonable reports.

Its not my fault if on some level I literally believe myself to be a living god.

Actually orgy comes from the greek orgia which meant sacred rights of a cult, usually wild parties like the ones I throw annually. I draw inspiration heavily from the Bacchanalia, or festival/meeting of the cult of Bacchus, god of wine, theater, and insanity.

ah, same on my part unfortunately. The annual orgy is set for august, better weather, planning on roasting an entire pig for that one.

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Be full of debauchery, hedonism, and heathenry. Also, remember to scrape and butter the orgy pit.

Don't have one, I have a medical condition that makes butt play excruciating.

Good on you.

Good combo. what kind of scotch was it?

I legitimately forgot today was Friday.