1938_Packard

Pulling all nighters is overrated. Sleep is great. That's where the dreams are.

Orange chicken always comes out good when you're not using Tang as an ingredient.

He'll either become a really good security supervisor here or go and join an actual police academy later.

Security never bothers with that. They just want the stuff off the property, they don't give a hoot where it goes.

Personally, I had anything pierced. It's just something for people to grab onto in a fight.

The Beetles

His supposed resume is all the trash that's needed. It's all a very poorly written comic book and he keeps changing the dates and endings.

His own online resume. Since January 2016, he's been booted and kicked from three different jobs and he's lying about what those companies were.

Then, why doesn't the old boss have a job right now?

Getting it all done now means not having to do it later. It's an ant thing. I don't expect grasshoppers to get it.

"Round Table" meeting scheduled at work today. It's supposed to be an open forum conference between the department manager, the shop stewards and the front line workers. This is the first such meeting in over a year. The last few I've attended were very much top down, as in, "THIS is how things are going to BE... because I'M the BOSS and I SAID so!" Shop stewards, workers and even some lower level supervisors tried to voice objections to a few points and were met with a brick wall. Not very round, was it? Well that old department head has been gone for more than a year and the current one seems to be a lot more reasonable in practice. I take it this conference is going to be more rounded and thus way more productive.

Go to the library and read some forty year old newspapers.

Can she flip like a pancake, pop like a cork and do 100 sit ups in three minutes?

He needed to work on his Tai Ming

I took it out of box and looked it over. I'll probably start using it next week. I want to make a veggie juice overnight marinade.

Black and Decker model JE2200 Ha! I wonder what this thing can juice besides carrots and celery.

I'd have to go into the equipment rental business. "Yes, I can have three units of the Janitron model 286 on your property by Monday."

The vapes have started fires too, according to the report. It's about overheated lithium ion batteries. A video in the report showed flames shooting from a man's back pack.

Some vapes could explode like M-80s. Over 100 such incidents have occurred in the U.S. People have had their jaws broken.

Bring this back, full of lager. http://www.ebay.com/itm/VINTAGE-EMBOSSED-CARLSBERG-LAGER-GLASS-4-PINT-PITCHER-IDEAL-FOR-HOME-BAR-/272558947083?hash=item3f75c77b0b:g:tQwAAOSw6n5XryVj

He asked whether I'd hold out for a tip from the cat. That would be quite a wait. Cats don't use money.

If I wait for that, there'd be a seven foot tall pile of crap in that room right now.

Phone rings: "Hello, I'm Sarah Whoopsieppo, your claims investigator. Would you please clarify your reason for unemployment?" Is your phone connected to the charger right now?