1938_Packard

So, you're transcontinental? You can be transotherthings too.

Actually, it's a reference to when I read the title and copyright information on a wall poster and purchased an identical poster on eBay to give away as a gift.

You're one of the guys who think that buying something on eBay means picking it out of the trash. So, yeah... there's going to be a communication problem.

There's going to be a stop to what I'm doing. And, it will be great finish.

The way English is taught in schools these days, I'm very surprised that anybody can communicate at all.

The smoke smell in a hotel room is never noticed by the guests until they see a cigarette burn in the carpet.

Cleaning puke is for somebody else to do. It's a seniority thing.

There's enough to spend a week in Osaka, but I'm not doing that.

Is that where cats eat houses?

Finis coronat opus.

So, what are you supposed to be? The Hair Police?

Today, I'll be eating roast turkey.

Like that's relevant...

Let's see how far your "aspirations" take you in thirty years.

If by dressing like a "grown man", you mean wearing the same suit ten or fifteen times before sending it out for dry cleaning, you're one of the guys in the office who always comes in smelling like you've been sleeping in a dumpster.

What does a "grown man" wear these days? Whatever, you still iron because you don't know how to do laundry.

Buy clothes that don't need to be ironed. Or, just avoid cramming the washer and dryer. Cramming always makes the wrinkles.

A lot of crowd watching. When you know where to look, you can always catch the most peculiar, astonishing behavior during manufactured holidays.

Teaching in a college does not always mean pulling a $300k salary. Mortgage lenders don't look at occupations. They look at income, credit score, any other debt obligations and how well the borrower has handled other expenses such as lease obligations and utilities.

Nothing broken here. Broken is when your debts are so high that one little hiccup such as a layoff would have you out on the streets in less than two months.

What makes it stupid? My brother rents it from me, so it's like getting a house for free.

I rent one place and pay a mortgage on another.

The object is to get all the work done and things paid for now so none of it has to be done later.

I didn't even file until last week. It's not like getting the money late is going to break my bank.

I pay zero for TV and still get about forty channels, including Fox. The best TV is free TV - no satellite, cable or streaming charges. Yes, it's legal.