Kudasai

Simply put I'm just not into booze anymore

Looks like I picked a bad time to stop drinking because it feels like life is testing me

I'm angry mostly becauase me slipping on ice perfectly encapsulates what this month has been like for me. Can it just be Janurary already?

Phsyically I'm ok, mentally I am furious

meanie :'(

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Oh I'm ready for 2017

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The only thing that was broken was the last shread of dignity I was hanging on to

2016 can't you just give it a rest already? For God sakes it's Christmas

So waifu kicked you to the curb, eh? ;D

Sounds tempting but now is not the time. Maybe I'll revisit it 6 months from now.

Unfortunately it was in the driveway so I can't sue myself

It's official, Jaromir Jagr becomes the 2nd all leading scorer, congrats.

Shut up Rebecca -1

Normally I'm indifferent when it comes to the holidays but this year I was actually excited until that soul crushing job of mine decided to suck out all of the fun out it so yeah I pretty much just checked out this year.

Care to test out this theory?

I don't hate the original version but the endless, endless endless cover versions of this song is 100% pure audio torture to my ears

Christmas Eve 2007 was certainaly memorable. That morning woke up with excruciating pain in my right testicle. It swelled up to the size of a golf ball. So instead of going to work that day I had to go the hospital to get surgery on my jewels. What happened was a vein somehow got twisted while I was sleeping which was constricting blood flow which caused the swelling. So I spent the holidays wearing a jockstrap for two weeks, doped up on vicodin and experiencing the single worst physical pain I ever been in my entire life.

My poor little scissors shrimper :'( Geez munch on candy next time

But that crawfish was my pet

Of course not after that crawfish incident

That's a damn lie and you knowv it