Codename: Jackass

Did you ever know the bad party drunk who likes to ask people to headbutt? I know one.

Congratulations on there being a zombified ASMB getting married is cool too I guess

Not if you poke air holes in it.

I sure am glad they're inept.

I got a scam call a few years ago where they were looking for my mom (???) and they said her taxes were "on an... uh... hold" and to call to avoid being charged with some sort of crime. Then they called again and said they had come to the house around 5:00 that afternoon and knocked but nobody answered, and I got a giggle because I was there all day and nobody came to the door. Mom never did go to the pen.

If there's one thing I'm good at, it's picking heavy stuff up and putting it somewhere else. But you have to pay my airfare.

What a time to be in 8th grade. The memories are coming back to me.

Gun

No Country for Old Men There Will Be Blood Goodfellas Big I really wish this could be a top ten.

Most unkempt, overweight Arkansans look similar. I have been to Arkansas, I know these things.

He's an engineer so he knows about microbiology.

Bill Nye did not teach me this but I wanted to share before I forgot it. Metal does not have a smell, because smell is transmitted by vapor and metals do not give off enough vapor to be detectable by our sense of smell. The metallic smell you notice after, say, handling coins, playing guitar, touching something rusty, etc is causedby the metal interacting with and changing the oils in our skin. Check YouTube channel NileRed for more info.

The sensation of itching comes from pain receptors. There are only 92 natural atomic elements. That cool trick where you put a cardboard disc over a cup of water, turn it upside down and the water doesn't spill everywhere because of surface tension. Spin a filled bucket around and the water stays in because of centripetal (not centrifugal) force. If it weren't for the force of friction, you'd slip and slide all over the place.

I'd like to think I'm chaotic good but I'm probably more like true neutral.

I bought a salt rock lamp and while the "air purification" is bullshit the orange light it makes blocks out the blue light when I sleep.

WHERE IS THE VOODOO? ANDY ENLISTS HIS FRIENDS TO KILL CHUCKY? ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE DOLL? FUCK THIS.

The trailer does not build confidence.

Great game or greatest game? Seriously though that was a fucking blast.

Officer I don't know anything but if something did happen to someone it was deserved know what I mean?

Not you, I'm just sayin someone was talking too much and I don't know what happened but if something did happen it would have been warranted you know what I'm sayin?

Loose lips sink ships.