Codename: Jackass

I wanna rock

Eventually...

Approximately 8.306

I'm either good or good at it.

If a man is reading this, you're less of a man than the men that came before you.

tbh I'm buzzed, not blackout. You can't have my money.

I'll tell you on Discord.

It was Novemer 9, which was probably too early in hindsight. I'll push it forward next season. Honestly Wentz v K. Allen is a wash. The schedules aren't very different and Wentz will probably need to air it out anyway. I expect a lot of passing against the Cowboys in week 16. The Giants will probably be a win this week and their defense is poo-poo.

Trade deadline has passed

It's my crutch.

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The male Y chromosome has been getting incrementally shorter over the ages. Eventually there will be no men left at all and the human species will die out. That is if we don't drop the nukes beforehand.

I'm in edit: I've got enough $ saved to afford $35, I won't back out, I promise.

AMA before I have to go to bed.

I've gone 2-3 since week 9. I'm in a little bit of trouble. The upside is that I made the playoffs in all four of my leagues, including both my money leagues. UEMB - 3rd seed Sports message board - 1st Little money - 2nd Big money - 3rd Feels good man

My team fell off a cliff.

RIP JERRY ORBACH

Cheese was fake, but tbh it was pretty good otherwise.

I used to use the DUN DUN as my notification sound for a while.

BUM-BUM DUH DUH DUH-DUH DUHHH DUNNNN

My coworker made some vegan lasagna and it's got my gut flora all confused.

And I always wrap my rascal TWO TIMES because I want it to be joyless and without sensation as a punishment for supermodels.

It makes me feel bad, Rogue. It makes me feel bad.

I will pay you handsomely.

BUM-BUM DUH DUH DUH-DUH DUNNNN