Codename: Jackass

MY LIFE IS MEANINGLESS.

Being Yamcha is suffering. No matter what befalls me in life, at least I can say I'm not Yamcha.

I hate dancing

Nooooooo!

Mmmm, empty calories. But they make me warm and fuzzy and I forget bad stuff for a while and then I get more drunk and I start thinking about bad stuff again and want to drink more so I forget the bad stuff but I get more depressed about the bad stuff so I drink more and more and then I puke and cry and pass out. I may cry before puking, you never know with me, I'm a wild card.

what do?

I enjoy a good banana. The phallic nature of the fruit really speaks to my soul.

I'm edging, I can't just stop fapping right now.

I'm hungry.

Yeah a major problem with today's society is that people don't know how to let go and move on.

I'm sorry.

Hmmmm...

Trust me on this one.

We're all mad here.

I'm fasting and right now all I want is a big juicy cheeseburger. Home made. With pan-fried onions and peppers. I know what I'm making for dinner.

Shouldn't that be r/SpitroastMe then? How big is his gaper anyway?

I always liked Bugs the best but I'm a basic bitch. Bugs and Daffy cartoons were my favorites. Porky and Daffy were an underrated duo as well.

"/r/RoastMe" what did he mean by this?

The Facts - Trap Them

My friend's dog always licks up any spilled beer, it's great. All he has to do is say "Cody, cleanup duty" and he'll do it. Then we pour some more beer out for him. It's great.

Really it's more an issue of having needed new weatherstripping on the front and back doors for the past five years.

For me it's beanie on top, long hair covering the ears. Nature's ushanka.