Codename: Jackass

I'll find out when I start my new job.

lmao

You've got to be careful of the infetterence.

They just signed him from the D-League last week on a 10-day contract. He's been decent. Had a big game against the Cavaliers. I think he scored like 60 points in a D-League game and that's when the Mavs called him up.

He put up a double-double against the Spurs with 24 pts/10 rb and looked pretty good against the Cavs with a couple clutch 3s. He put up 22 tonight against the Sixers with 6 ast and 4 steals. I'm excited that there might be some stability at PG once Williams leaves.

I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Seth hasn't been putting up numbers like his brother but he's been looking pretty solid starting in place of D-Will. And then Yogi Ferrell came out of nowhere too. I just wish they could get Fultz in the draft but they're about to completely play themselves out of a lottery spot.

I don't think you appreciate the depth and gravity of my sorrow.

I'm turned on

It's all overpriced.

You didn't know? They've been that way for a while.

I'm sorry

Deviated septum

The General Mills Company became dead to me when they changed Trix from fruit shapes to puffs.

RIP in peace

being a shameless weeb was cool in 2005.

I don't do this habitually but those beans and brussels sprouts called my name. Do you understand? I had to have it man.

I don't know how that happened but it did.

Classic

Hit me right in the feels famalam, I know what you mean.

Part of it's how sensitive you are to that kind of stuff but the bigger thing is being in the right place at the right time. It's likely that cabin wasn't haunted at all, even though someone died there.

Jesus Christ

I shouldn't have said thrown. More like "pushed" in his direction. He just packed his shit and got the hell out. Guy wasn't known to make up stories like that either, he was trustworthy.

Grandma's house was just really freaky for the first year or two after she moved in. The upstairs never lost that really creepy eyes in the back of your head feeling. Three of my cousins lived there at different times and all of them have at least one story about freaky ghost stuff, like seeing a man in a brown suit standing on the balcony and disappearing, or finding the toilet lid up after they put it down the night before and they being the only one upstairs.