Codename: Jackass

Someone fund it.

I don't know what those are but salsa verde Doritos > all.

I don't know why I'm going on about corn chips right now but I've never had Mexican Doritos from Mexico.

If you don't answer Fritos then just get the fuck out of my thread right now.

Yeah but it sounds like it actually happened unlike my dumb story. I'd have a hard time not having a fangasm if I met Trent.

Ya buddy

You can do it with any celebrity that would sound half plausible.

Why would you say a thing like that?

I don't even live in Dallas.

Goddamn it where are the pics of you in GF's lingerie?

He started shrieking autistically when I mentioned Idiocracy.

I thought you were a cyber bully. I don't see any evidence.

bnmjy[/member] Go away, batin'.

Not condescending enough.

He's a rich and successful actor lol I told a fib just then

I don't know, he was a decent contributor in 2014-15 and did okay last year even though he got REKT by that sports hernia.

They're terrible but I'm fucked from years of working nights.

To answer the thread my ideal sleep schedule is like 10 AM to 6 PM. I have little social life so it gives me plenty of free time to shitpost on the internet and whack off.

I'm absolutely certain that I will, I've done that particular rodeo before and there's nothing about it that I enjoyed but I gotta make some money.

I'll find out when I start my new job.

lmao

You've got to be careful of the infetterence.

They just signed him from the D-League last week on a 10-day contract. He's been decent. Had a big game against the Cavaliers. I think he scored like 60 points in a D-League game and that's when the Mavs called him up.

He put up a double-double against the Spurs with 24 pts/10 rb and looked pretty good against the Cavs with a couple clutch 3s. He put up 22 tonight against the Sixers with 6 ast and 4 steals. I'm excited that there might be some stability at PG once Williams leaves.