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Codename: Jackass

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  1. They're wearing out their welcome!
  2. that's why my axons are accelerating. I don't know who!
  3. make him order mcdoubles without the pickles from now on. pretty good cost to food ratio even without the little sour slices of sadness.
  4. onions are good and pure and great and wonderful why do people hate them? I cry.
  5. Riddle me this: what the FUCK do I put bechamel on?
  6. well that's depressing
  7. If you're on keto then you're better off not even wasting money on a fast food hamburger and just cooking a steak. Keto diets can squeeze in green leafy vegetables though since they have almost no carbs per serving.
  8. You probably won't get stomach cancer if you continue this habit you've cultivated where you don't eat burgers.
  9. What the fuck is wrong with them? If you do this, what the fuck is wrong with you? Explain yourself. You eat like a three year old.
  10. Hmmmm. Really gets those synapses sizzling.
  11. Codename: Jackass

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    You haven't truly lived until you've been at a door that has "In" on one door and "Out" on the other and you have to make a split-second decision on which is which. Living on the edge, that's me.
  12. http://vocaroo.com/i/s08VaJgH1BLq
  13. Codename: Jackass

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    People who read seem to go on and on about what this says, what that says, which book is good, which sign to follow, whatever. Fuck 'em, I get by just fine being illiterate.
  14. Codename: Jackass

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    I can't read.
  15. Codename: Jackass

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    hmmmm...
  16. Codename: Jackass

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    I tend to forget what day it is if I don't have something to remind me.
  17. Kiasmos is what I listen to when I want to chill out.
  18. Codename: Jackass

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    What day is every day if I'm a slut? Thursday?
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