Codename: Jackass

Everyone who believed in that kind of thing and even some people who didn't at first said that one of the longtime professors that got that theater program off the ground was the one who hung out in the catwalks and grid. You'd hear noises in there every now and then, footsteps, creaks, just stuff that shouldn't be going on in an empty building. A couple times I had my shirt tugged on. Pretty innocuous, really. Another guy got a chair thrown at him in the shop but I wasn't there to see it so I had to take his word for it.

I remember when I was going upstairs in my grandma's house and I heard a door in the upstairs hallway shut by itself. That was freaky. Or the time I was in the theater auditorium at school and someone/thing started banging on the grid 50 feet up. Everyone there was accounted for. That was freaky. Or the time I saw a bunch of red lights in the sky doing crazy shit like splitting apart and doing 360s and stopping on a dime and reversing and I flipped shit at that one too.

oh in reality it's a really really bad police composite photo of some criminal in like Moldova or Hungary or somewhere like that.

I remember at my old job how we could abuse break time with impunity and nothing ever happened. Hell, just don't log out of the phone and they can't even say you weren't there. That was so great until our constant dicking around cost us that contract. Then I moved to another line of business that made me want to kill myself.

Being on some sort of upwardly mobile trend instead of stagnating and waiting to die. 2013 feels like so long ago. Oh, and Sprite Remix.

what? explain

well that's sad

who

there there

It's him all the time.

who's this dick?

There there

lol

Maybe you do need to see a big throbbing penis to get hard if you're this defensive. I don't care whether you do or don't. I've been shitposting ITT for two days now. lol

Did I say anything like that?

If you say you jack it to futa and try to say you aren't attracted to cock you're a fucking liar. It's a partialism. You might not be attracted to any other male qualities but you need that cock in your life. You big gay boy.

Yeah like five hours.

He's very dangerous, please alert me of you see him.

why does it say "spoiler for Hiden"? someone should fix that, it's upsetting my autism.