Codename: Jackass

SHIT DAD'S UP I'M SO SCREWED I'M GONNA GET GROUNDED FOR A MONTH FOR BREAKING THE COMPUTER fuck this bullshit RAM! fuck the internet, fuck the world.

Can't I just use an internet hammer to smash open the vault? Internet nitroglycerin? I don't have much time here, if I don't have more RAM by the time dad wakes up he won't let me use the computer anymore.

I sorry I killed you don't haunt me pls thx

can you just give me the key? I know you have a key, don't hold out on me.

okay I did a little research and they told me on /g/ that the RAM is like a stick inside my computer so I take my computer out to the car, back up out of my driveway, and then dump the RAM sticks somewhere?

Do you realize I've been bullshitting this entire thread?

yeah no I got a Dell those are the best computers the guy at Best Buy said so

do they have internet in the ice mountain? how do I download stuff if I'm not connected?

I read a guide online telling me I could speed up my computer by deleting system32 but then other people said I shouldn't. I don't know what to believe!

I blocked it.

seriously I need help I've checked like five sites and followed the download instructions but my computer is even slower now than it was before! I really need RAM!

Random access memory not animu oh by the way since you reminded me click this for NSFW http://unevenedge.imfapp.in/anime/it's-a-counter-attack!-female-harness-thread-mk-iv/msg106855/#msg106855

in fact with a new intel core 5 you can upload games to your hard drive at 50 meg

yes more gigahertz means better resolution

the guy on internet thread said to download RAM to speed up computer how do I?

Do you believe in Gosh?

This thread is A E S T H I C.

I'm dying so who cares

you're on the team

We talk about killing ourselves and whine about Zenigundam now. We've come a long way.

That's a nice ring man. I hope she likes it.

What the fuck kind of bullshit outfit is this?

My question is who the fuck really cares about Zeni? People don't have to post in his threads, reply to him, or talk about him, but they do anyway. He just is. I should really follow my own advice and not even post this but I'm curious. Just stop giving a shit. If he's not really doing the things he claims to do, that's great. If he is, he'll go to jail some day.

alright I can make that happen what's your paypal?