Codename: Jackass

The common autist cannot afford to purchase a real human bean.

Good good you are playing the game as it was intended but I really really hoped for a gnarly snapped tibia story.

I bought a headlamp and the guy told me not to touch the glass like I didn't already know that. I almost drew my katana and cut him in two then and there. Were it not for the laws of this land, I would have slaughtered him.

did you break anybody's shin with a well-timed kick? how many flops were there? (edit: I mean dive not flop, flopping happens in basketball)

eventually you must reap what you have sown.

I bend the spoon with my mind it ain't shit. by the way I have a Tony Romo dakimakura.

nah we're getting nuked into oblivion within fifteen years it'll never happen

better step off buddy I know kung fu

It's alright buddy, I'm dying so who cares.

You can't buy love, but you can buy a dakimakura. (translator's note: dakimakura is weeb for body pillow)

ya but is she dtf?

waiting for Kylesa or waiting for a legit band with two drummers

kek dead maymays from 2004

I'm playing devil's advocate, I've never even had pineapple on pizza.

Tomato is a fruit. Tomato sauce goes on pizza. Peppers are fruits too and they go on pizza just fine. BOOM

whoa ur 2 aggro rite now

u like AJJ formerly known as Andrew Jackson Jihad?

You'd have to be 5D to understand, I cannot describe with human language.

srsly though I know you're not really that into metal but this band has two drummers and they're p good

pretentious hipster bullshit

My mind is never made up.

You need to vibrate higher so you can capture the portal that leads from this world of 3D to the next world of 4D or 5D.

Yeah man pie is fuckin good.

Rude!