Codename: Jackass

I know.

It snowed in Washington DC in February, therefore global warming doesn't real.

Am I really ranting though?

come on man I need my water.

I should have let the charade continue but you know how everything in text form seems literal unless you specify otherwise.

I hope someone does start a protest, more laffs 4 me.

Climate change is real, net neutrality is good, Trump is a buffoon. I'm going to bed.

Don't confuse me with mochi.

Why are you worried? Is it because you're one of those climate change believers? lol it snowed last winter the earth is fine.

Sorry sir this thread is about the evils of net neutrality.

The benefit is that getting out of heavy-handed, business-unfriendly regulations on something like climate change (which isn't real READ A BOOK PEOPLE) will be another step toward Making America Great Again.

The telecom corporations know what's best for us, and think of all the JOBS it will create and MONEY it will put into the economy somehow. Once the telecoms are able to charge a fair and reasonable price for internet service and make it easier for YOU the CONSUMER to make the choices, we will be that much closer to MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.

Yeah, most of them were from ASMB though.

But can you polka with the best of them?

I would let myself be cuckolded for a Klondike bar.

Being a cuckold is the hot new trend of 2017.

You wouldn't have a choice in the matter.

I used to have a red mulberry tree in my backyard and would eat the berries from it but my neighbors killed it because it was growing on their side of the fence and they didn't want it. Those fucks. I loved that tree.

I gotta take these jeans off, my dick is about to burst its way out of them.

Great thread.

How do you feel about the film Training Day?

Maybe I am just yelling at clouds. I'm willing to admit thatI'm wrong.

Theatre nerd. A good mix of people in that. Normals, jocks, preps, hicks. I had a friend or two in most cliques. I was friends with band nerds and their friends as well because I did band in middle school. The guys I hung out with were kind of geeky but generally well liked. Some crossover between theatre and band as well. Away from school I mostly hung out with skate punks and stoners because they didn't care about impressing people and liked me for who I was. Not the rich kids who dressed like skaters but the actual punks from dysfunctional families, like me.

I don't believe for a second they were designed for kids with ADHD, it's just a selling point.

Nice