Codename: Jackass

Hit me in the feels. Good job.

You made a bad decision many years ago.

Thank you

#woke

You'll have a big sleep.

It's meant to make you consciously aware of your breathing and be an annoyance.

I got one for you. Now do me.

You are aware that your tongue has weight in your mouth.

9. Ban anyone that crosses me.

That truckin and fuckin is what I crave

I was horny yo

I was having them terrible last week.

No broken screen but I try very hard not to drop it. I'd have to break down and buy a new phone it would bother me so bad. I'm jinxed now probably. I'm gonna say to people "yo this Poof is cool likes to trip and doesn't afraid of anything except spiders(?)"

Oshit same phone same service. Yooooo

Talkin to some Joe Hangin out, shootin shit. He tries to tell me somethin I play it off legit.

#pizzagate Brainwashed by the deep state and DEMONcrat MSM lol.

My mom bought me this cool shirt. When I wear it, I'm the shit. But I'm not that legit My mom bought it. (She wasn't playing it off legit, either.)

No problems with my Boost Mobile.

Fall headfirst.

I remember being in traffic once and this ratty old blue GMC Jimmy pulled out in front of me. It had three or four people I can only really describe as white trash in it. On the back window was a decal that said "UNITED WE STAND" with an American flag. Underneath the license plate it had a Confederate Flag vanity plate. Oh the ironing.

Someone said liquor warehouse?