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UnevenEdge

Codename: Jackass

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  1. I used to be against cybernetic augmentation but I might just say YOLO swag and put my brain in a robot body if I don't die first. Get some nanomachines to scrub the Tau protein plaques from my synapses while I'm at it.
  2. It's called world-weariness and it's killing me inside and out.
  3. They used to be brown.
  4. I'm still not confident the baldness genes didn't skip me. Lots of my family went bald by 40.
  5. I'm not even 30 yet.
  6. May be congenital Maybleen
  7. Oncw a semen alway navy
  8. Pat good boy good tipper
  9. my Peole from mount pleasant
  10. Brownies
  11. thank I go to lake euclid now
  12. My house isn't on land.
  13. I breathe through my skin, like a worm or insect.
  14. I knew immediately it was a bad idea but my cousin is the closest thing I have to an older brother so I always feel like I need to prove to him that I can hang, especially back when I was 20 and that happened. He'd finish a bowl of kush and be perfectly fine but I have no tolerance so I took two bong rips and RIP.
  15. Last time I got stoned I drove around in circles for half an hour because I couldn't find the road to my house. I was supposed to help my cousin drop some furniture at my place and by the time I got there he was halfway done.
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