Codename: Jackass

Can you get me Travis Scott's autograph?

"I'm staring into the abyss, and I like it!" -Trevor Phillips

I'm just playin' around I knew you meant the cock.

whatever floats your boat you won't hear any complaints from me it's your money, use it when you need it. JG Wentworth 877-CASH-NOW.

Yeah I want that car too.

You are ascending, just embrace it.

I don't have the TV on so I guess I can't post here. Awwwwwwwww.

The visual or the billions of dollars (American)?

I gotta say that's not a bad looking dick. No idea about the car, probably the guy whose penis that is.

wut

I was surprised by Chris Cornell but I can't think of any celebrity deaths that have truly affected me. I felt sad but I didn't grieve.

Just imagine his flabby, wrinkled body working, his delicately-placed combover flopping around showing his shiny, bald pate, face red with exertion, sweat pouring off him... I do feel sorry for Melania now that I think about it but then again she's RICH so I guess I can't feel too bad.

New folder (porn) Random pics (where I hoard pictures of funny/weird shit) Documents (documents)

The point is to talk about bullshit, argue about who's right and who's wrong for no specific reason about no specific thing, swap porn, try to fuck with people because they're an edgelord memester with mad hax skillz, and make others feel as shitty as they do.

Sixteen year olds who are angry at life. It's known that teenagers don't have as much empathy as adults so they can be very cruel and hateful. Add anonymity to the mix and it's a tire fire of meanness and retardation.

if you don't understand it then you're overthinking it.

I think I'd prefer filet mignon though.

What about ribeye?

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tfw no cute horny weeb gf with heterochromia to watch animu with while she gives head why live

was she cute?

It's been a pleasure doing business with you. Expect a deposit in 10-14 business days once I clear it with my attorneys and accountants.

Speaking of disposable income, what do you get for the man who has everything?

$13 million. Lump sum.

Oops that was redundant.