Codename: Jackass

Take him. No one has to know.

I really don't want anybody getting their grubby fingers near my head holes.

That Sausage Party team is me. I couldn't find an 8th member. If one of my teams win then give the gift card to the runner up.

That's what you get for posting on Tumblr you fascist shitlord.

I'm a white guy and I don't like having my face touched. We need more diverse responses to see if this pattern holds.

Probably went to college and got a real job.

I said the same thing when I noticed a mention in my toolbar, senpai.

Not when they're friends with certain members of the administration. Shh, forget I said this before I get permabanned for something.

Who actually got their knickers in a twist this time around? I don't really care what you do with the "problem posters". The staff already have their favorites, nothing I say, even if I had something to say, would matter. Kowtow to Viperslayer before he throws another tantrum and permaban Zeni because he hurt people's feelings. Don't do anything because you're afraid to step on toes. Ban anyone who doesn't toe the line, at least for the first couple weeks, in some farcical showing of "impartiality." Do whatever, my feelings aren't important and neither are the feelings of the majority of people who still post here. This website is an outlet for me to poke fun and crack wise, and I don't even do that very well. The only thing that would change is this place would be significantly more boring if we started permanently removing certain elements, but maybe I'm just damaged and like to laugh at temper tantrums on the internet. Luuv died, whatever plan he had went out the window, nothing truly matters, we're all going to die, the world keeps spinning.

Bengals Panthers Buccaneers Steelers Cardinals Patriots Ravens Chiefs Titans Raiders Chargers Cowboys Seahawks Rams Packers Giants

I drink beer because I'm stupid.

get drunk with me, bnmjy's dad.

I kind of like Monster or Red Bull and vodka but I'm also not ready for my heart to explode.

14% ABV rite now boooooooyyyyyyy

seriously Gone forever.

I would have bought real liquor but the liquor store closes before I get off work.

This one is "sour apple". It's, uhhhh... not good.

it's not really the same thing anymore

They were taken off the market and reformulated without the energy component. Now it's the same as any malt beverage.

Movie review sites, Amazon product reviews, Reddit, 4chan, Gaia Online... I should be a shill.

EVERYBODY BETRAY ME I FED UP WITH THIS WORLD

Decided to try one forshits and giggles. This is disgusting but it kicks like a mule.

PAID SHILLS STRIKE AGAIN

Sad angry garbage poop.

Eating tomato soup with a fork is too difficult.