Codename: Jackass

suicide is not the answer, senpai.

Who said I didn't already do that? I bought the really big bottle. I'm set for at least three weeks now.

Free-for-all is a hodgepodge of IB and Babble. Most of the Pod 6 refugees hang out in Rants and Editorials. Some of them shitpost in Dumpster Fires, it's a good time. Keep posting and you'll be allowed to view DF one day, too.

Damn son that's embarrassing. Alright, my turn. https://www.mtbakervapor.com/vape-juice/berry-crunch-cereal-e-liquid/

They're after everyone, really. You're not safe. No one is safe. You want safe? Invest in solid gold bars, just like in Looney Tunes. You want safe? House rigged with shotguns and live explosives. You wanna be safe? Build a bomb shelter. Wanna be safe? Smoke cigarettes or cigars. They keep the blood flowin' when the body starts to shut down. You wanna be safe? Get a degree. Get a couple of degrees, but stick mainly to one. Psychology and sociology... the two hardest sciences there are. FACTS ONLY when you walk through that door. You want safe? Start a non-profit and grant yourself, ehhhh... a six figure salary.

It got moved here. http://unevenedge.com/forum-introductions-questions-requests/ Don't shoot the messenger.

I expect fifty dollars for its safe return. Five dollars extra every day that you do not pay the ransom.

I took it.

why should I do this?

lol bush league That won't save you from the CIA mind control.

Are you eventually going to turn into an androgynously sexy anime boy?

They're spying on you through your internet connection. It's already too late, just accept your fate. You will be v& shortly.

I am very excite.

Nothing soaks up Halloween booze like drinking more booze.

It's just a thing I live with but it's louder than normal tonight. I think turning the stereo all the way up is to blame.

Good

I hate Archer

S:

THE FAMILY SIZE BAG OF REESES MINIATURES FOR A DOLLAR FIFTY. THE FAMILY SIZE BAG DUDE

A WHOLE BAG OF HERSHEY NUGGETS FOR $2 MY GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD

If I was green I would die.

I'm a big blue boy, people don't mess with me.

Alright thanks

me too thanks