Codename: Jackass

We would make them our bitches with advanced weaponry.

Coelacanth!

I am waiting for when Yellowstone blows, or when the ice caps finish melting, which is virtually guaranteed to happen. gg no re humanity

My 7th grade science teacher would give his chinchillas a dust bath or feed his monitor lizard on Fridays if we scored well on tests.

Um ok wow

Prepare to add Homo sapiens to that mass extinction list.

Like whoa, dude.

Too late

A stupid one. All hail empty, King of Stupid Questions.

I have one lined up for next week. Guess it's time to prep my liver.

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God damn it

I don't walk into oncoming traffic, so I'm safe.

REEEEEEE

I doubt it.

There are few things I hate more than running into acquaintances with whom I have nothing in common while in the wild.

btw I live in Wyoming

Take a joke, sperg.

we robotrippin now

Corn dogs Funnel cake Cotton candy Fresh squeezed lemonade

I love potholes. I like to go out and dig them in the middle of the night and then giggle as the cars hit them in the morning.

I was smoking weed a lot and having panic attacks from it and one day I had a panic attack and just sort of fell into it. It lasted for about a month, gradually subsiding after a couple weeks, but it was not pleasant. I stayed sober for a while after that.

You forgot best mushroom, the mushroom tip.

It really really sucks. I had a couple episodes of it back when I was 22 and it fucked me up good and proper for a while.

I use a pillow. Even my hair isn't substantial enough to act as a pillow. I think I'll buy some green beans tomorrow.