Codename: Jackass

You're getting old. You're in your late 20s now. It's all downhill from here. Welcome to the world of shit hurting for no reason.

It's the only logical explanation.

I am taking steps to ensure I die of cancer at 75 rather than heart attack at 35. I've lost twenty pounds.

I'm dead

I was thinking about my siqq new coil rig.

If it does do that forever then at least you won't have to worry too long.

Yeah but then it looks like someone was bludgeoned to death in your bed.

That's awful.

Oh cool I get those too sometimes.

Do you provide free coffee and baked goods in the Covenant?

yeah

No. Probably either blood pressure or ecig vapor drying out my mucus membrane.

The air in this region is always humid.

Awesome, I'm a mutant.

Does this mean I'm dying or do I have super cool psychic powers that I never knew about? @Naraku4656

No, no, the Shit Snatcher took it to his realm.

Last year I had a sinus infection for a month and I was afraid I'd end up in the hospital. It hurt bad. My eye and forehead would swell and throb and if I tipped my head forward and did a Valsalva maneuver gunk would trickle out. I needed medicine but couldn't afford a doctor so I figured it would either abscess into my brain or go away. Eventually my body eliminated the infection. The moral is go to doc.

So if you want to get the most out of your lettuce, grow it like a lazy bum.

I think this community is happy with being insular but I'd be totally cool with new members. Our draw should be as a haven for trolls, but like retarded idiot trolls who can't organize or cause havoc.

A few weeks ago. I felt my asshole drop it. There was shit on the paper. But where is the turd?

My dad has a story from when he was a line cook in the '80s. He was chopping peppers for salsa and tossing them in a food processor when a seed somehow flew out of the processor and lodged itself under his eyelid. After digging it out his eye was swollen shut for two or three days. lol@him