cyberbully

Just play some Scrubs clips on mute until they sync. I think that's the song they used in Scrubs montages.

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Not sure what that is, but I'm about to get ghost....Just wanted to toss a turn before I vamped...Make me proud. Figured I better put this here too since we have a user with this name and I want to clear up the context. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=vamped

I just splooged my pants and I'm going to go post in DF

.....Nevermind, I'm thinking of Dr. Chaos.

Corny pick-up lines work on TV....Not so much in the real world. Just be Doomer.

THIS IS NOT TV!!!!

Such language.

My diving response and why my heartbeat gets slower

I like it finely ground instead of the big leaves and sticks and shit

I didn't really think we were arguing...More like just a playful exchange... LSS, I wasn't high yet.....Business as usual now.

But none of what you quoted alluded to gender and you accused it of referencing men. I.....I am dutifully disarmed by this earthquake subplot....I'm completely lost now.

Well, since we are going to play semantics cards...I just said some dude got his junk slapped and someone laughed....Or, alternatively, he went to show his "friends" his new weenie trick....Did Gina just assume Oog's gender? But leaving this painful class on peen waving outside for a bit....I would assume the first laugh predates the first baby because watching 7 month old pregnant women walk is chuckle worthy.

Why do my English muffins never taste like McDonalds.....Fuck these things.....Just gonna make regular toast.

I've never seen a woman exactly laugh at a crotch shot....I have seen them pompously deride the victim because "It' s not like you went into labor you big baby" and the victim eye rolls....... likely because his testes are in his stomach....but he eye rolls none the less.

I've had a similar situation back in college...But I'll skip this story and get to my actual point. When I was in this "similar situation" I still had stand up aspirations and it was one of the things that shook me out of it. That someone would have a similar story that they would use as a bit and me, not knowing about it, would do the same bit and be called a hack. Yours is dog poop, and mine is weed but the nosey eldely person is the same, so it's not quite an exact tale, but almost everything else falls into place. Since I never took it up seriously, I'll ask you....Does it ever worry you that something you do could be referenced to another comedian and despite your not knowing about it, caould it come back and take the poop on your career.

So new players have entered the game......WTF even is this....Why would I go to Chick and not just order chick...WTF would I want to cook it. I can make my own.

Hovering like that, I would assume aim is integral to peeing or pooping

Didn't you already get married....Because if you can ask for gifts long after the wedding, that's a game changer.

I keep the Derick one for very selfish reasons.....I have no real reason to keep the Buddyroe one.....But this isn't me dedicating myself to anything.....When Starburts stats posting on my wall, then I'll definitely toss that shit.

My daughter has tik tok....I don't even click links to it.