cyberbully

Now that's some vintage trolling. Weird thing is, after you saw her sister in playboy like 20 years before this, this was just kinda dull.

Challenge. Find one thread she's made that's not really about her.......For bonus points, find a thread by another user that she posted in and didn't attempt to make about her.

I fucked up some lamb chops not long ago.....I was mortified.

I think that for the rest of our benefit so stop complaining.

Nope, I just appreciate talent

Benji was saving your ass...You should be thanking him.

Oh UFC, is there no situation you can't demonstrate for us.

Why do you have it in a ziplock like it's covered in forensic evidence.

Only thing I got that old on the internet and my cousin sent it to me.

No drinking.

I have an issue with you writing anything

I got in trouble one for saying horror house. I was taking piano and we had to make our own song so i got home and chained together some chords and it sounded kinda creepy. I called my mom and asked her to listen to it. After i was done she asked what it was called and i said horror house and she went nuts. "Dont u ever say that again, what do you know about horror houses. Where did you hear that word. Go to your room" . I was legit scared to say horror around her for years until i was a teenager. I never said horror movie around her....just scary movie. About 6 years ago i was playing piano at a friends house and that story came to mind and then it fucking clicked like a signal light.......my mother thought i said whore house.

roll up

Ok, I will get to this today sometime....I'm just now crawling out of bed

If you use a defib on someone on uppers you'll explode their heart because the threshold is too great....At least that's what I heard....I never looked into it because why tempt fate.

Ill see what i got laying around later

no....I mean I really think you could have deduced this

I mean that's it....The end. I played video games and got over it.

Wow, you really fucking hate me huh. One frustrated naked chick and 3 other girls snickering while my scared noodle rested between my sweaty balls and I finally give up when I see the girl putting her clothes back on. I just sat there staring at it stayed in the room for about thirty minutes before walking into the livingroom of shame where I didn't speak for the rest of the night. I then begged the girl for another shot the next morning like some pathetic soyboy and finished emptying my dignity tank by offering her money. I would go back and slap the shit outta myself if I could.

LOL....My dick is camera shy too......Back in college my lesbian homegirl hooked me up with her freaky ass model friend. Said I can do anything....Welp, the camera came on and I had never been so pissed at my dick in my life.....Even anger fapping couldn't get it up. I wasn't high, I wasn't drunk, and 17k people weren't watching.....Just 4....all girls and one of them was naked and my dick just bit the fucking dust. I wish I didn't think about this....My night is ruined.

LOL, he still has this fucking haircut. I guess you don't mess with success

It's weird man, I swear women have some sort of bitch radar or some shit. I got into it with my lady friend last night. Pretty much just bailed on her in the middle of the night and was like I'll bring in new years alone. So she is posting memes on FB about being single on NYE and shit.....Knowing I can see them, but I'm not one to take the bait. Out of nowhere, this chick I haven't messed with in months calls and asks what I'm doing for NY.....I'm like nothing, she's like well you can come over and we can watch some movies until the ball drops..... So even though I doubt she meant that as innuendo, I'm grabbing some wine and shit.....Just in case.

I might. I'm being optimistic but maybe not.....I tend to read too much into invitations sometimes.

Benign validation for being ignored for making a retarded comment in the other thread.