cyberbully

Wait, you financed a BED for 2 years?.....LMFAO, omg.....What is wrong with your life.

well fuck you

That would make sense because I still see Glodson on PSN from time to time....I just don't bother engaging.

I don't....

Ok well anyway, mystery solved....No one went digging through your shit to wish you a fake happy birthday.

I honestly feel like you're just being obtuse on purpose now

WAIT....waitwaitwait....Hold up. This is the hot tub shit all over again, isn't it....None of this is happening, I'm getting my hopes up for nothing and this will never end until she says some seriously racist shit or tries to score drugs again.....

I honestly don't care what happens to it....I wasn't convinced it was your birthday anyway but wanted to get that "first" status just in case I was wrong.

Swing and a miss fat stuff

Yeah me too....Or something close to it....This doesn't seem right.

I'm not sure if this is his actual birthday though....Seems like I remember his birthday being closer to the summer but who knows....I can't remember everything.

I knew it would be me....It could only be me

I mean fluffy white stuff is kinda rare...It happens but it melts fast.....We get ice every year though and that's just as good when you just wanna stay home.....The ice sticks.

gross

Ah, dodging responsibility....Only thing is I'm not your mom and I'm not gonna come tug you off because waifu is in the dryer.

Wow, only the father of a true alpha could have bumped a thread this dusty.

You shoulda took prep advice from Pacman....I'll bet he has coffee and tuna for months.

I dunno....Pick the weirdest out of Deer, fish, rabbit, squirrel.

I guess she's weathering that storm between the holidays and tax season.

Besides waking me up from time to time at night, my genitals have very little to do with what I can accomplish in a day.

This week on Bullshit.

Aw man, this is almost as cringey as a real Sempsy joke.

If only I was popular enough to have 20 people all come insult me at once.

Someone hasn't drawn a picture of Mean Gene and Super Dave doing something stupid like riding a cloud together or like in a drop top Hyundai with halos or some shit, I'm going to assume the internet is broken.

And now going back....Did they all have the same plastic surgeon, and was he just really bad at what he did and could only do one face.