Naraku4656

wait, that's not the quote. or was it?

you heard wrong

four score and 37 dicks ago

both of your hands should be only used in church, you godless heathen

mine go in 8-12 week iterations

none, i'm already half way there

can you tell your bank buddies to start using x86 instead of zOS? some people under 60 want to look for opportunities too. hell i'd settle for POWER

bestparker...lol

the kkk took my baby away

ch. 9 Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out crime And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back And Batman was injured and trying to get steady When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

i am Michael Caine

alone and unwanted, same as last year

AARP

and back to doing things that will never get used. yaaaaaaaaaaaaay

and is now a subsidiary of H&M

CFNM sounds like a department store

i understood three of those acronyms

i'm about to watch a documentary on pornhub about a lady and her magic wand

not that. it's just that even if it wasn't true. just the fact that he posts -constantly- about it should be enough to get fired from any school board.

it was a fun week and a halfish. didn't do shit. but now it's time to get back into the fray.

did you see Bandersnatch? that was doooooooooope

i've been given some decent recs before from work. someone recommended Black Mirror a couple years back and that turned out pretty well.

no he didn't

how dare you, it wasn't someone in their mid-50's who recommended that to me. more like mid 40's