PhilosipherStoned

This changes everything... Just be careful who you say this to. You know what they did to galeleo. Flatearthers these days are lucky no one gives a shit about their bs.

I want one, but I dont want to spend that much money right now. What all games are out for it anyway besides a few Mario games, and Breath of the Wild?

Aww man a few more days and some clean pee and I could've been the one to do it.

Never should of took that self quiz I think I would've been better off not knowing. Pray for me chil'ren/

Literally just fuggit, and maybe something better will be birthed from it idk. I still don't know for sure what I should do about this test in the mornin' I DID NOT have enough time to study. S:

Wow I didn't realize I was talking to the Effin Dhali Llama

So ok.. the like button on the account thumbnail raises the karma for that account? Like an honest to j-man popularity button?

The force is strong with this one.

the karma number on our accounts is what I mean. Make it bigger yes?? ???

I dont see any jellyfish at all unless the figuresque humanoid creatures in your sig are supposed to look like jellyfish in their little set-ups... It looks awesome but I really don't know how to describe what I see.

In this great land of fallen memes and tired souls?

The heart attack thing might work lol if I did it convincing enough, but I could see that coming back to bite me in the ass.. possibly. So if I was to say I just woke up too late and I call in apologetically like Oh wow my alarm didn't go off gee I missed the deadline He might be ok with that to, but he might just say well ok just go do it now... so it wouldn't really buy me much time, if any. The thing that makes me nervous is I know people make excuses to get out of this shit all the time, IT HAS TO BE GOOD. MAybe like my my parents got into a car accident BUT EVERYTHING IS FINE. I just had to come pick her up, and getr her car home and fix it. because I litteraly had that happen right before this... MAYBE IT'S A SIGN. I HAVE SEEN THE GLORY.... Good input though LilIturd... Whats this rain teacher business.

I DON'T KNOW!! :::

Jellyfish are awesome.

In times like these we need a SAVIOR! Someone to LIFT us up from the INSIDAH! So Im just gonna reach out to ALL the citizens of the unevenedge one last time, :fap: and say... IN TIMES LIKE THESE ya need to help a brothah out. So I'm just gonna run a few scenerios by yall, and lets just see if we can figure out a really good and convincing way to get me out of this drug screen tomorrow.. NO FOREAL I'M SORRY , but there has to be a way, I need to find the absolute most perfect thing I could say..like for instance I couldn't find the place, I got in too late.. car trouble? meteorites? I need some other peoples perspectives!, A brainstorm if you will.

You know what I was thinking the exact same thing. Let us become one/ -_'

Like my butt?? Or other's butts or both? Oh well I like big butts and I can not lie, but nicely aerobicized booties are pretty good to,

I'm still looking for a way to keep the one I was about to get.. Sadly the internet hasnt been much help. I wouldn't be here searching for answers if I even had a sliver of hope left.

Oh I didn't notice the facebook link with that first scan I did. For some reason I can't help but read that post in a stereotypical chinese accent. Wait was the manager chinese

You tell them that I said people around here like you and me dont take kindly to people like them whether they be an it, she, him, or her when they tell US THAT WE NEED TO GO FUCK OURSELVES!!! >( >( We do that enough as it is here and frankly that is no way to conduct yourself in a place of business.

Does that even technically qualify as an answer? Oh well what I've really been phisin for here is a way out of doing it tomorrow. My excuse generator is not doing so well. I should only need a few days tops.

Note to self.. Don't go past the cool emoji for one line of text, and maybe you wont have to edit this shit!

I wish you luck. on to bigger and better things.. Man I've been thinking of trying to relocate..or swing around. Hell it'd probably feel awesome just to get out of the states and mess around a bit..I was looking at a few programs earlier that are designed to help you do this..but from what I found GlobeKick is not worth the money. MAybe if you knew a bunch of people but Im not in contact with half the people I used to be and it seems like you really gotta know what you're doing to make something like that actually work.

I've read that it does atleast throw off the PH of someones urine when ingested which could help... It just all depends on how much is left in my system tomorrow morning. there had to be atleast 50ng/ml of thc in my pee at around 2pm (If I'm to believe the walmart cup test that's supposingly 99% accurate) I'm not hopefull, but I'm still thinking of way to get out of it or have it put off a lil longer. Like maybe I could even say I was planning to wake up early and I honestly over slept and the hiring manager would give me another 2 days.. It could make all the difference I suppose.

I have to get this done by 11:45 tomorrow that is why I said earlier I dont think working outs much of an option at this point. Maybe? but Im pretty sure Ill just be pumping a steady stream of thc back into my pee.