PhilosipherStoned

I've got too much shit on my mind to spit in two da six lines, but for you Ill give this stupid shit a try, You Got a tune or mix? I'll rhyme it like some tuna fish on rye or Ludacris and Mike Ive got so much shit to do the list is glued on all the mics my room is too damn quiet though need some music for the mind so soon I think Ill write just to soothe the beast inside.

I rarely remember dreams about sex.. I didn't even read the op I guess. but good sex is like a dream anyway for me because it's hard to recall the details after I think sex usually happens in my dreams along with a a lot of ridiculously crazy shit so it's harder to recall. not sure if it happened along with the dream I just posted or not but recently I did have a dream with two girls getting naked on the couch with me...and there was more, but when I woke up i was desperately tring to remember what their bodies and faces looked like let alone what we did.

I miss having fucked up dreams... well actually now that I think about I've had a few crazy ones recently. I don't know if any of you were tracking on the fact that early this year NASA had put out that a large asteroid might actually be on a direct course for earth...and of course it was made clear they also said there was really no way to be sure if it will enter the atmosphere or something, but there was alot of internet buzz about it. I remember also they were saying for a while if it did hit would be more or less on my birthday. I went to sleep not too long after I heard and I wasn't really freaked out or anything, but I had a dream about it set in this VERY VERY small old west kinda town out in the middle of no where where my grandparents lived. The first thing I remember is the ground shaking and like the craziest echoed explosion sound ever... and I was standing by one of the roads that connects this blip of a town to the highways... and the first thing I saw come into view was a man in a suit running with a briefcase and looking over his shoulder like "oh fuck o fuck o fuck!" After he made it passed me there was a whole stampede of casually dressed (every day people) running and screaming hysterically. The funniest thing was my reaction was kinda just like meh. :|and I just kinda turned the opposite direction while the sky was turning all kinds of fucked up colors and whatever else was going on. It's hard to recall in detail, but apparently my brain was preparing me for impact and I didn't really give a fuck.

Aww it's over. I guess no one else enjoyed Will and Carlton dancing to the song. That was the highlight of my day.

Seriously.. I just googled George Michael and it's probably just before my time. I get the pun now though. WHAMbulance. HAH. -_'

I wouldn't even know where to begin honestly.

sadly I'm not sure who you're referring to.

Y'all jammin'? I'm jammin/ O0

No I've ran out of options. .. but like most things in my life I'm just gonna say fuck it, and hope for the best.

To just let the Fresh Prince R.IP...Awww FUCK IT.

I've been warned not to buy cleanse kits on Amazon by most the people I know that use them. For whatever reason..The last thing I bought on Amazon with 2 day shipping didn't come until like 4 anyway. Same day shipping would probably still not get here on time lol. I can't count on it anway.

Yeah but theres no head shops still open here that contain any worth buying anymore since they got shut down.. There was a big petitiion to get them closed for selling synthetic. I might by one online but then theres the issue of making sure it gets too me on time. I'm still hoping this guy calls me back in the morning to reschedule.

Lol I drank 9 or 10 24 oz cans of beer AT LEAST last weekened prior to taking that home test.

You don't have any tips then? This shit was straight dro and I had GRAMS to myself. I wasn't expecting to fail that cheap ass test but I did.. The control line showed up so the test was supposed to have worked right. Anyway.. I hate lying or making up excuses, but I was NOT COMFORTABLE peeing for a job after failing that test. I've done nothing but drink water and exercise since yesterday. I ran 2 miles.. and spent a bit at the skatepark today. I was definitely sweating.. S:

Duh you just hide behind the trees next to a hot spring and wait. Not as convenient as porn, but worth the wait.

dick balls.. yes

It usually never works out in my favor to smoke on 420 either. I wont be smoking tomorrow because I may still have a drug test to pass for a job. After failing the pee cup test I did at home I decided to not go into the clinic like I was suppose to and instead I left a message on their phone after business hours saying I had a family emergency to attend to and I didn't get back until late. According to the hiring manager I would just have to do a drug screen once a year, but I wasn't planning on them calling me the next day after I applied. I had been toking up pretty big that week to..Wish me luck man this position sounds really chill I would just be turning my truck into a work truck and going door to door either getting people to pay their cable/internet or cutting it off on them.. That's literally the only time I would have to put up with peoples shit.. I get my route and work orders sent straight to my smartphone through some app. >_>

I barely realized earlier that the entire site background is jellyfish.. I was talking about your account theme because your sig was the closest thing to being jellyfish lol.

My name is Mud.

Doesnt seem to get the message across as well..

This changes everything... Just be careful who you say this to. You know what they did to galeleo. Flatearthers these days are lucky no one gives a shit about their bs.

I want one, but I dont want to spend that much money right now. What all games are out for it anyway besides a few Mario games, and Breath of the Wild?

Aww man a few more days and some clean pee and I could've been the one to do it.

Never should of took that self quiz I think I would've been better off not knowing. Pray for me chil'ren/

Literally just fuggit, and maybe something better will be birthed from it idk. I still don't know for sure what I should do about this test in the mornin' I DID NOT have enough time to study. S: