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Does that even technically qualify as an answer? Oh well what I've really been phisin for here is a way out of doing it tomorrow. My excuse generator is not doing so well. I should only need a few days tops.

Note to self.. Don't go past the cool emoji for one line of text, and maybe you wont have to edit this shit!

I wish you luck. on to bigger and better things.. Man I've been thinking of trying to relocate..or swing around. Hell it'd probably feel awesome just to get out of the states and mess around a bit..I was looking at a few programs earlier that are designed to help you do this..but from what I found GlobeKick is not worth the money. MAybe if you knew a bunch of people but Im not in contact with half the people I used to be and it seems like you really gotta know what you're doing to make something like that actually work.

I've read that it does atleast throw off the PH of someones urine when ingested which could help... It just all depends on how much is left in my system tomorrow morning. there had to be atleast 50ng/ml of thc in my pee at around 2pm (If I'm to believe the walmart cup test that's supposingly 99% accurate) I'm not hopefull, but I'm still thinking of way to get out of it or have it put off a lil longer. Like maybe I could even say I was planning to wake up early and I honestly over slept and the hiring manager would give me another 2 days.. It could make all the difference I suppose.

I have to get this done by 11:45 tomorrow that is why I said earlier I dont think working outs much of an option at this point. Maybe? but Im pretty sure Ill just be pumping a steady stream of thc back into my pee.

same bullshit different day I guess. Today I find myself drinking apple cider vinegar shots, and loads of water... Also wondering if theres a way for me to get a hold of some clean piss before tomorrow morning, Or if I should honestly reconsider not taking up meth as my drug of choice.. : because I would have been clean a week ago. I was really looking forward to this gig. It might not be that great anyway, but good experience none the less. So many thoughts man.. My bad.

sup mochi.

I get pretty bummed loosing jobs that I loathe so.. I can only imagine.

How about a business venture.. Because apparently my livelyhood may once again be threatened by a fucking cup. >(

Me either. I guess drink water is on the agenda for sure... I could really use an out right about now. Or very soon. S:

I went for a mile sprint yesterday evening, but I know it helps to get it out... problem is aside from that and a little bit..(well I know I spent one whole day under the sun and over the concrete jumping around the skatepark a few days ago..) anyway I didn't burn off enough to pass a 50 NG/ML cut off generic test a few hours ago hoold on. I need to drink water. I've been told not to do much exercize when its really close to the day of the test because itll break down more thc in my fat cells and Ill just have more to flush out... numerous sources claim this. Oh well.. I'm probably just boned. :fap:

If I down the 3rd of bottle of apple cider vinegar thats on my kitchen counter do you guys think that would help me out with my.. aformentioned impurity dilemma? Well this is it just in case: http://unevenedge.imfapp.in/free-for-all/quick-i-need-an-excuse/ And if so how explosive will the dairrhea I have to look forward to be? ::HMM::

pulling the old false positive didn't go over very well last time I did it, and that was the only drug test Ive failed in 12 yrs of being a pothead..or enthusiust rather.. though I might do it more if I wasnt always worried about my urine getting violated.

I've kind of been scouring the internet for ideas... I shouldve ordered this Quick Fix or one of the more expensive cleaners online and had it expidited I guess.. Seems a lot of people that clearly do not even know how thc brecks down in the human body have had success with a few brands.. So how do you purpose I get clean in 24 hrs? I only have 18 hrs anyway. and that'd be cutting it REALLY close to the deadline I was given.

Well It's been AT LEAST since last wednessday that I smoked, and that was just a few resin hits at that. I'ved never used a cheapdo it yourself drug test before and I SHOULDN'T be THAT saturated with THC..but I bought the damn test kind of to reassure myself to go into the clinic and get this over with.. I drank all of an omni cleansing liquid I had stashed for emergencies days ago thinking it might actually help flush.. which I know was stupid because if anything that only gave me a narrow hourly window of having thc free urine.. or under the 50 ng/ml threshold.. I know how the test works, I may see if I can get some more things to flush my system with but I've been drinking excess water for at least FOUR days... dairetics... all stuff trhats not quarnteed to work anyway, but damn... I still didn't beat the 50 ng/ml threshhold??? AM I getting that old like wtf metabolismn?!?!?! I may have gained a few pounds but dang.. I have failed.. I have to either go in tomorrow to that clinic and get this done (most likely fail) OR buy myself some more time with an ingenius excuse. There is option C... Use something to flush my system I havent tried yet. (I'm open to suggestions) but please no bleach or shit I know is just too dangerous and/or ineffective.. even though it may bring you joy to see me kill myself.

I just got a positive on this do it yourself drug test from walmart... To sum it up I applied for this cable disconnect position after being jerked around and thrown here and there working for a convenience store chain that doesnt drug test, and I got a call back the next day unexpectedly from a guy who went over all the things I need to do and sent me paperwork via email for the hiring process. When I applied I knew there would be a screen but I wrongfully assumed Id have time to get clean since I dont smoke :420: between jobs, or daily..and I was clean for like 3 months before working at the convenience store. I got lucky when he scheduled the first test that it was good friday as theres only one clinic that qualifies for the screen where I live.. (It's the Ecup so im not sure why it really matters ) anyway that gave me a whole 4 days more to get clean. I'm still not clean. I'm boned. :::

I would like to move on..Not really with this group of people or the things I use to spend most of my time on but.. I really don't even know how to start thinking the way I did on ASMB.. I don't know if it was really the fact that I spent so much time developing the way I did shit online or what, but it was like I always knew what to do next for all the online shit I had going even the music shit.. Right now I'd be happy to have 20% of the drive I had during that time frame idk..

tell that to the developer.. I'm sure they'd love to here it.

Wish I was watching better. I would've bought some more beer.

Times going way to fast for me atm.. I'm thinking about trying to lock in a stent out of country... Or hell a good hunting/wilderness trip. Shit like this has been on my mind constantly but I need income for it... Or atleast I've programmed myself to believe this..Not sure.

Do you know how to make the soundcloud button here work the way it's supposed to? I treid it a few times, and it didn't go over too well..

Get well soon. :fap:

Gohan? sup..

HAHA in the membrane right.. ::spin::

Not like I have any semblance of an idea of what to do with my life right now. ::HMM:: nothin'.