PhilosipherStoned

1. Wipe McDonalds out of existence. - When asked what I'd do with ultimate power (which I'm assuming can be summed up by the 3 words, omnipresent, omnipotent, and omnipowerful as most monotheistic gods have come to be described..) I usually wouldn't bother mentioning McDonalds, but you used it in your refrence so fuck McDonalds. 2. Compress the universe into one twightly wound and precise ball of matter/antimatter, and all those other neat things inbetween in such a way to cause another big bang simultaenously destroying this universe and bringing about another. (Starting from scratch.) 3. Wait as long as it takes for the natural processes that create the building blocks of life as well as the processes of evolution and natural selection to create a race even remotely as sentient and self aware as human beings. (Or don't wait at all? I doubt I'd really care though. Depends on my peception of time if that's even a thing for someone like me. This is the part that sounds the most fun to me however, but if it's boring I'm fast fowarding through it or some shit..) 4.This is where I get creative I guess because I'm already kind of bored with the idea of infinite power...Shape this new race with whatever divine nudges needed to make 'em all look like the guy below. (Praise be Cthulu) 5. Free beer volcanoes/virgins/drugs etc. to all those that don't complain about this new universe I've created without the need to wait for a new existence in an unverifiable after life. They just randomly gen on any habitable planets my chosen ones explore. (Which can be good or bad ya know you still have free will...and beer volcanoes sound pretty dangerous as are drugs and hoes...Fuck around and find out) 6. Fuck around and find out some more. 7.Rinse and repeat process based on how I'm feeling that eon. 🤷‍♂️

Hey, and like most times I'm glad it's not about me, but when I post a hindu spiritual that mummified his arm by raising it and never putting it down and then allude to John Wick can you really blame me for thinking I might be the one you're talking about lol? Anyway solid OP. I couldn't help myself from adding that post..

I'm the one that made it super cereal didn't I. Well I mean I was only philosophizing.... Give me a break lol. 🙏

I mean I feel this is true.. I told fuggs this more often than not, but if you like to eat bugs and crabs and shit be my guest. If their was a market for the former you could start your own shack maybe ;D Hmm...I digress I saw a few wterbug roaches in my crib this year. I've never had an infestation but I havent even put screen doors or properly fumigated this house since I bought it though. I think the prego wolf spider that mangaed to dodge all my company and skate past my computer chair in the dark while we were in cinema mode is the most unsettling thing to happen here yet though.She was gonna blow soon and that thing was fat...🙃 Probably what I get for never killing them and just scooping them in a jar and releasing them around my property though..

One man is seldom powerful enough or probably more to the point motivational enough to bring about a revolution...There are people on this planet that have raised an arm to corruption and never put it down...literally. The science of a feat like that is what makes it stick in my memory I guess, but just in case I get the incoherency card pulled on me... https://www.jpost.com/omg/meet-the-man-whose-arm-has-been-raised-for-almost-50-years-688399#:~:text=Amar Bharati in 1973 decided,small local bank in India. So let's get to the meat of the matter though taking up arms, and giving the system your best John Wick.. Well how well has that worked out for the action hero himself? I mean he lives...but with one less finger, and betrayed by the same man that appealed to his sense of righteousness so my point is one man aint gonna bring about a revolution...Alone anyway.

I mean if we're being contemporary here it does seem like the universe has decided to say "Why not both." With all due respect to a man that's helped me through some dark times historically... Fuck the whole hero/villain shit in it's traditional context anyway..

I can't knock the farms from screenshots, and cult groups alone, and wont since I havent checked it out for myself. I imagine it can't be to far off from 4chan or any of the other..chans there though, and having chris chans cult of haters/knights congregating there really doesn't help the big picture in my mind, but hey I get that's just one little episode in the great timeline just like the chans... Reddit the chan sites etc. have actually helped the world a few times. Together the users have identified and provided law enforcement with the necessary info to catch some pretty dangerous criminals, but at the same time keyboard spirit detectives have fucked shit up, and got things completely and horribly wrong trying to apply their detective skills without the proper authority and investigative tactics.. It's like the deep web issue is it good is it bad? Only I think the good of the deep web can outway the bad in more cases than a lot of the sites mentioned. I'll leave assessing Kiwifarms to peeps like you though who seem to have given it at least a deep dive or two. 🙏

Not familiar with the site/service other than I think @mthor mentioned a bunch of the people that followed Chris Chan and chronicled his bullshit came from there. At least they said that's where they got a lot of their initial info if I remember correctly..If that makes me seem any more out of touch with pc culture hey whatevs.. At the risk of sounding 'normie' AF this place historically has been as close as I want to be to internet degeneracy...save for reddit, but thanks to the nature of today's world having all the screenshots, and vids from docu-tubers I've always felt I've had enough info on memes, lolcows etc. to keep me on the sidelines of places like 4chan etc. All I can add I guess.

This one guy I know of from working in retail with I think the ideals you speak of here are what make him lean to this far far right side that includes a lot of the hispanic demographic where I live..I havent physically spoken to him since we worked together at a convenience store half a decade ago, but ever since the Republic of Trump camp started he's been feverishly replying to my Tex dem support posts in the classic Trumper fashion.. I've got him to spill the beans several times about what lead him to those ideals. He's a proud owner of a dumbass ar-15 (not to mention an ak-47 that I havent seen hesupposedly owns, but I never saw in person.. So his family came from Mexico, and most served in the U.S. military when they first came across to the states...Ironically he's one of the only one's that hasnt signed up for some form of military service, and as I remmber this I also remember the time I went to his house on an invitation, and there's all these photos on the wall of the men that served. *sigh* I just want to be done with this whole online war on each other over petty shit like you might not be able to own this model of gun if this guy gets in office, the AR-15 is NOT the fucking holy grail of weapons just because it's modeled after the military issued weapons.. I'm way past the point of anger with that shit especially as a veteran. banning the ar-15 alone (or just thinking you can ban certain weapons at all) isnt going to curb gun violence especially in my state either. People EVERYWHERE really need to come together for firearms reform laws...

Two people that I usually give a mile when they eat up an take advantage of a trend, but bored apes and fuckin' 'Meta' avatars in one fell swoop. Count me out. I was worried something more cringy was gonna happen after seeing all their huggy photos together on their respective celeb facebook profs though... Miss me with that shit. To be fair though I get they're both as out of touch as it gets when it comes to really caring what kind of tech they promote, and the stage show was probably still dope with the cringy fucking metaverse bored ape sequence just playing in the background. Nice payday for both teams just to say whatever an just let the video play.. and you know what I hope it worked and the world fucking signs up to play on a 1991 level graphics facebook vr platform while chucking whatever trinkets they got left after that at fucking cartoon ape pictures they still don't technically own after buying. 🙄

That's kind of why I started using it anyway. My handle on alot of things is namestex, and people that don't get it's two words 'name's Tex' put together for a handle try to pronounce it like some form of namaste...

I started using it as like a bow gesture idk.. Is it two different hands high 5ing?? 🤷‍♂️

Also while I'm here. Here's this. I havent been searching the web for glorious bits of Chrischan but I google search comes up with this as the lead result.. rumors~ https://www.dailydot.com/debug/chris-chan-jail-escape-rumors-meme/

I felt the same way about the letters he supposedly wrote from jail that all the drama youtubers were showing when he fist got busted. They looked convincing enough, but with all the hype this last arc generated on one of the internets biggest lolcows there's more people then ever clickbaiting the shit.. I just want to see him actually get tried..well and convicted, but I'm willing to start small.. Nothing came of Onisions wierd shit after miles of haters lined up to air his dirt, and...Chris Hansen even joining the troll. Starts to get scary when nothing ever happens to these guys... I'm also curious as to whether Chrischan is smart/ sociopathic enough to dial up the autism for his defense. They really should stop dragging this out it's only keeping more eyes on the twat waffle.

Bro you done for. Probably got two teams on you and one is just random Trump goons.

So how much for the ceremony? if it's anything over $14 we got massive red flags.. I mean idk I was trying to play off of the barbie bullshit but if you get the right kit that might amount to a typical wedding.. Anyway if I thought a fucking doll was my soulmate we'd elope so hard over taco bell it'd raise serious questions about some of these tlc types marrying battleships and attack helecopters.. hell I mean that I can see, but dolls, whether the newborn (I had an abortion so now this is my baby dolls) or any dolls fuck you. TLDR version fuck dolls literally and don't spend money to marry them. 🙏

The artwork is supposed to spek for itself right? No?

Meh.

The folder layout starting with Current Events, and not GD. Finally goofed as well I guess. I am irrationally bothered by this fact and I really thought you should know. Good-day.

It's not I meant for it to go in GD, but whatever... I have a sinus infection and I've been up in working since 8am.. Got done with my last job, and then I had to go help a coworker with a blownout tire stuck on the side of a highway in the middle of nowhere.....Didn't have a tire iron...didn't have a jack... Yeah mods move this please but anyway... I brought a tire iron and a jack we got it raised up, and his spare had a fucking hole in it. I'm beyond caring about semantics after all that..

Well that and some pizza and marinara sauce.. Definitely doesn't beat the $110 I got in tips last week, but I'll take it. One of the only upsides to doing this shit is that a good deal of the customers are extremely appreciative/ empathetic towards technicians, and when they see you go the full mile to make sure their lines are in shape they're pretty greatfull.. Well there's a lot of techs here that half ass things or flat out lie to the customers as well..

Full legal breakdown of this spectacular...event. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwWcOLFPfMs&ab_channel=LegalEagle

Fucking drought this year has been terrible. This area does a lot of dairy and beef as well, and it's always been like a corporate survivor spin off for the giants when we have a long drought it's like every other year here sometimes.. This one has sucked bad though.. I had my front yard green after like non stop soaking my entire property at lest once or twice daily, but I stopped for like three days, and I'm back to dusty dead shit. That's why most big real estate around here just does the whole tarp with a bunch of rocks and a cactus or two planted somewhere when they remodel.. If I didn't have animals that appreciate a normal lawn I'd probably do that shit myself..