PhilosipherStoned

Hmm I guess I'll grill my own hamburgers today then.

Yoshi eggs for breakfast giant rabid hamburgers for lunch. Sounds great.

My truck didnt start after I got out of the gas station the other day and it started raining while I was jumping the battery.. It stopped raining only after I was done and didnt rain after that..

May the odds forever be in your favor.

You go girl.

You* STFU meat head.

Oh I thought this was about beer.

hmm. Just like vaginas.

huh.

I approve.

why 80?

cheers to death. w

I was buying appliances for my house at this rent to own place when I first bought my house, and when I declined whatever lease or payment plan and said I just want to buy the damn thing this older lady at the counter was like... Are you married. I wish my husband was like you or something.. Clearly a joke...I'm fairly sure anyway, but it came across pretty awkward. Especially with the flirty tone that could just be how she talks to all the customers.

False advertisement Zeni. You know there isn't going to be any action..

I've heard. Are his pillows good? I think I've asked this here before because I've never heard of him outside of this forum..

Not exactly a zinger.

Really that can't be him lol. Still I wouldn't wish that on anybody.

I feel like the only one insulted by this is whoever that is in the picture lol.

I have poof on ignore these days. I feel like it saves me a lot of time. Especially in other folders.. This one I don't really care too much about someone sperging out in. The seemingly motiveless white knighting in rants/df though... I bet that shit doesn't end to this day. DF is lame these days anyway.

You say one thing Poof doesn't like and she generates a twisted drug induced hyperbolic picture of you. I wouldn't think anything of it.

I don't even swim.

Yeah my neighbors are decent so I don't complain really, but all the houses in this neighborhood are kind of squashed together.. I'd rather not have neighbors and have more privacy for sure.

mmm... sounds rough.. Maybe it's just the Texas way, but my corner neighbor on the left is a family I respect and have, and that guy or his kids... or someone always brings me a plate of the grub they cooked and grilled.. shit's too much man though I'm sorry I'm not trying to flex that.. We do talk shit to each other when we want to.. but I've also been a coworker for the local walmart dc with him, and we've always got along pretty good even though deep down we know we both like to talk shit.