PhilosipherStoned

You fools think it's all fun and games until I throw a drive shaft at you like a damn spear. jk,,

Kill 'em bro.

My gf works as a cashier at the autozone though. Conflict of interest? Nah I'd be on the road most of the time anyway right. 🤨

*inb4 "prepare to get looted."*

I'm sure doing it is filled with as much bs and negative personal interactions as any jpb, but it seems like me. It's just parts delivery for Autozone, but I'm going to bring up the fact I've driven in convoys for hundreds of miles in military vehicles, and used my own truck as a cable contractor for service calls and such.. Hey they furnish the vehicle.. Also I've lost a good deal of my automotive knowledge from not working with parts since I was in high school, but I enjoyed both years of auto tech and working in a shop environment. Plus I'm one of the only one's that finds..signs, and TRIES to get defects fixed with my national guard units vehicles. Supposingly a lot of the reason shit never gets fixed is funding and parts being on back order for months.

That moment not being captured is a travesty then..

Her idea really. I hate taking pictures in general I already told her that, but she asked for some I guess because she couldn't come over after work. She already has pics of me. I mean we exhanged pics a long time ago. She wants to fuck, but had to do shit with her family yesterday idk.. and yeah I meant I think she's been sending me photos of herself years younger but I'm not that worried about it, and I'm definitely not going to call her on it.

Cheating? I don't remember saying that, and no we are just now getting to the point of being exclusive. I wouldn't think of this as an "arc" but if the shit tickles your pickle what ever.

I mean physically.. that shit has never been a thing for me, but I'm pretty tired of having my mind stuck on somebody. I feel like it's not a good thing. Maybe it is. I've never let this happen.. idfk. I even had to tell her she better not be finessing me. Yeah.. this all is very uncharacteristic of me. This years kind of kept us a part with dumb shit and added to the..tension though. Maybe we'll mesh even more maybe we'll hit an impasse, but there's really only one way to find out.

I only discussed a bit of facebook back and forth we had around the time we first met here, but there's a lot more to it...

Lame. I'm alright though. I still don't feel like I have 'blue balls' I feel like that's some confused adolescent shit I'm just saying this lady is really testing my chill.. On purpose. It sucks.

I've tried bro.. It's just too strong.

That would be a croc in that setting. Most likely Africa.. They are a bit less timid.

Just grab the snake and throw it at the lion, but I mean is it a black mamba? A boomslang? Chances are in that ecosystem it might be packin' so there you go. Sorry snake, but I didn't spend my childhood playing and even working with venomous snakes for nothing.

Happy birthday papa bear.

Yeah I think she's cheating though, and sending me old selfies while I'm over here snapping fresh ones of my dried up mug.

I thought they were a myth, but this chick managed to give me some.. wtf...

yep.

Boost is honestly underrated I think.. For a cheap subsidiary they've been able to keep me satisfied for the last 5 or so years I think.

Bro I don't believe you fought 5 vietnamese midgets. Pics or it didn't happen. No one fights 5 vietnamese midgets without pictures being snapped or a crappy vid filmed in vertical manifesting.

The fuck did you protest viagra prices? No really I want to know.

Im so sick of images not generating when I want them to on mobile..

Peaceful protests are pretty much always accompanied by not so peaceful opportunistic rioters. That doesnt change the fact that peaceful protesting is a right protected by the first ammendment and instead of protecting people exercising that right the majority of police choose an easy target im the street rather than rioters and looters climbing in and out of buildings.. People marching with signs..reporters with their hands tied up with mics and cams, and even women and children with their hands full of fucking groceries. https://imgflip.com/i/oqy48

https://amp-theatlantic-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/amp.theatlantic.com/amp/article/612682/?amp_js_v=a3&amp_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQFKAGwASA%3D#aoh=15920152866468&amp_ct=1592015299542&csi=1&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&amp_tf=From %1%24s&ampshare=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theatlantic.com%2Fideas%2Farchive%2F2020%2F06%2Fdefund-police%2F612682%2F

Looking onto this I read a lot of places like Minneapolis for a good example spends almost half its budget on policing so there are definitely cities/state govs that need to cool their tits on the robocopping. Houston spends about 35%, but Mineapolis is in the 40's. Both could be scaled down. I was surprised Houston's even that modest, but there was the hurricane...