Leon

I want friends but I don't know how to get them.

Setsuna and I broke up.

I don't think I was ever widely known as that but I guess it makes sense now. My name was Sakura by the way.

I'm not entirely sure I understand this but I'm not Musket.

Are you still here?

What's the number after 4? It's getting tough to remember after these playoffs.

LeBron is going to win a game all on his own during this series and I'm going to be wrong but I feel a lot better about this prediction now.

That's not what anyone's soulmate ever is unless they're a huge narcissist. If you're looking for that, you're looking for the wrong thing. You should find someone you like, not try to find a mirror image of yourself.

You've got it backwards. It was literally the opposite. She was fucking the whole band except the bass player. He was the one guy that didn't fuck her and that's why he's notable in this story.

I don't think this is what's going to happen but I decided to make my prediction with my balls instead of my brain. Warriors in 4.

That show is ass-garbage.

I don't see how a lack of conferences would change anything. The two teams that mattered would still be the Cavs and Warriors and they'd still meet in the Finals, making every other team and playoff series meaningless from the start.

He landed weirdly because he landed on one of Pachulia's feet. That said, I don't think Pachulia could've done that on purpose without it looking blatantly obvious to everyone.

Can we just auto-disqualify James Harden and Russell Westbrook from MVP consideration for the rest of their careers?

The Bears are fucking stupid. But thanks for the picks.

I really wanted to post in his last thread ever but it got taken down too soon.

No.

No team could ever be that good. Westbrook makes his teammates worse with his style of play. He's too much of a ballhog but he needs to be in order to be Westbrook. The Thunder are just never going to be a title contender when their team is focused around him. No team could be.

Westbrick for LVP.

The Blazers probably could've beaten the Celtics.

It's not that big of a deal. The Warriors don't need to take the risk of playing him in this practice playoff series.

Warriors in 4.

Looks like the Trail Blazers just squandered their last chance for a win before next season. R.I.P. city indeed.

Nope, just covered in fluids.

That's the smell of sex, not love. Don't confuse the two or you'll have a lot of problems in life.