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So 5 out of 10 *cue Stonehenge*

Hearing Chris Thile talk about playing Bach on the mandolin and just hearing the excitement in his voice.

Nice

Imma work my lizardyness to its limit

Update: apparently my professor went to college with him, is happy to see people are excited about his stuff

This might not answer the question but it is sufficient

I see some quality albums but I'm still upset Josh Ritter hasn't found his way into the heart of whoever the fuck picks this stuff.

How much am I your lizard slut?

Manhattan "Faust" or "Peruvian Bear Fucker" if you wanna fight the void

Pizza Sushi Wounded campers abandoned by the other hikers

Also certain writers, like everything Colin Nissan writes is quite funny. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/king-of-new-york/amp

Is it the US? Is it clean coal?

Booty so juicy even as it ages it's still fine.

Crushing grapes. My high score is six.

At least the one you actually liked is good.

I know I am.

I'm more than okay with this.

I just want to change into animals yo.

Depends on the superpowers. If it were shapeshifting, I'd probably just shapeshift into a wolf in front of close friends on a full moon to make them think I was a werewolf, and make them swear to secrecy, and if they couldn't I'd just pretend on the next full moon they were making shit up. Or I'd turn into a whale to swim across the ocean without harm, that is assuming my mind stays sentient/human post-shift. What are the parameters here? Can I mend two powers together? I won't accept invisibility without invulnerability. In which case I'd unzip Secret Service people's pants ALL THE TIME. Andy Kaufman would be like "MAN! If I weren't dead I'd envy this gay bastard!"

I thought we cancelled Ohio.

What time zone? OH

I used a cinnamon. That's the opposite of antmans. I hear they like cinnamons.

If everybody died, there'd be no you, and no fat, so... no to all. Unless something came along, gained sentience and intelligence, and ascribed meaning to things we believed once had meaning.