What general noise comes to your head as you navigate the general noise section of unevenedge?
Mine is the Wilhelm scream slowed and overlayed against the Wilhelm scream in reverse.
This is the kind of response I imagine being given, when people tell me a place has bad customer service.
To clarify, I so badly want to say this all the time, so I'm incredulous about reviews for bad customer service.
Somebody who looked like Mike Pence coming off a bender emerged from an arriving flight, which is weird because I was sure I saw this same Mike Pence lookalike at the gay bar earlier.
I asked.
He nodded.
Then clarified "Nick Drake"
And played me a melody the likes of which my guitar could not reproduce, or return to a normal tuning for that matter.
I'm all for dissing white people but it's not cool to drag down the lgbt community, especially since this comment invalidates QPOC, who go overlooked even in terms of justice within the community.
Somebody with an inflatable mattress
Somebody skateboarding through the terminal as though they've never been clotheslined by security ever
The obligatory crying baby even less prepared for a red eye flight than anybody else combined
Me, an asshole
I say this so I'm hella guilty, but when anybody says it to me, my response is: There are no pardons from Senator James. You will be hanged from the neck til death!
If it isn't snakes, it's Japanese hornets. The number of which is unknown because they don't tell us until we pick it, and nobody has picked it, because nobody wants to risk dealing with anything more than 2 tops.