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I'll trade my nothing for an expensive car I can easily sell. I'm too blind to drive.

Competing? Eureka Seven started getting unnecessary sequels a decade before FLCL got its first. FLCL is competing with Eureka Seven. Not the other way around.

Spent 2 hours in bed. Couldn't sleep because boner. Got out of bed. Boner immediately gone. 🤨

It's important to find it fast. Gotta make sure it's still warm and moist after JD's done with those couch buns.

The day Rupert dies can't come soon enough. Hurry the fuck up, dude.

Hey, ChatGPT. Give me the dumbest political take you can:

Poop. Just the way she likes it.

I don't eat them because seafood is disgusting. 😎

I know how to properly eat a tamale. Then throw it in the trash.

"Ate" would suggest I got through it. I'm blind and nobody told me. Bite me.

You know I'm just going to csll it paper even though that's what it was wrapped in, right?

Whatever it's called, it tasted like paper and I wasn't supposed to eat it. The only reason I didn't was because I couldn't bite through it. I wouldn't have known. The edible part didn't taste great, either.

Also, jk, I read it. Much to my dismay.

Daily Mail; didn't read

You continue to be amazingly stupid.

git gud

I'm thinking about

Am I too much of a poser if the greatest amount of my interaction with Pink Floyd comes from the Blart Side of the Moon? It is also the bulk of my interaction with Paul Blart.

Maybe if giant companies don't hold to certain workplace standards of safety, HR, benefits, wealth distribution (as in CEOs making 200mil a year while paying minimum wage), etc., they're banned from government contracts we could get somewhere. Make violators under contract a federal offense. Jail time if systemic and severe. Have frequent and random investigations. I almost think I sound extreme, but I'm not wanting this to be directed at small businesses or anything. Just places with serious hazards or sensitive information, and moreso on large scales. Amazon, Google, Tesla, Twitter, Facebook, the usual suspects. It has to be aggressive to have any chance of working, if that's even possible.

Pussy ass bitch.