naraku360

Just because they never worked doesn't mean you didn't use them.

Your favorite pickup line is to "goo goo gah gah" at women 1/10th your age, isn't it?

My pronouns are shut the fuck up, Packard, and you suck giant ballsacks full of dicks.

The richest among us get away with saying "retarded" for the same reason I do: they are retarded.

Nabs.

So, I made the hasty decision to chuck my good, but now covered in vomit, headphones and bought new headphones. Everything seemed good with them.... Except when I tried to plug it in, it turns out what came in the box was the previous model so the cable doesn't fit and the Bluetooth name suggests some guy named Kevin owned them previously. Instacart might give me full credits back, though. Hopefully I can just keep them for effectively free.

Nabs would need Packard to make himself look stunning.

I was about to say, "Where else would his kids come from?" Then I remembered that he can't get pregnant no matter how big of a pussy he is.

My day so far: Wake up Start eating Have gag reflex for no reason other than trying to swallow Realize this occasionally causes me to puke, so I lie down in hopes it calms down It did not calm down I did not manage to get off the floor and to the bathroom So... I threw up while lying face up I guess that's what puking into your own face is like. 0/10, would not do again.

Prove it.

I don't actually have a strong opinion on Sealab. Didn't watch it much. I just rthought the sass deserved a react.

I was sad, then I thought about when I was in grade school and farted so hard my chair shook and everyone froze in disbelief at the massive 30 second boom conveniently timed during a moment of silence. I'm not sad any more...

RIP

I'm legally blind and I can tell where the trees are.

..... Can you prove that it started the way you're saying?

The climate part.

I dunno, ask the guy about to be president. That's his wildfire solution.

I hear we could use our giant water faucet.

Goddamn, the stupid comes too fast.

[Packard responds with something incredibly stupid]