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We want him to be embarrassed, not hard.

I hope they keep him as an unpaid intern. Someone has to make the coffee.

^The least real person here.

Bucket's opinions are gonna get wilder.

They probably did in that one episode. The one about the sailor and the seven balls.

I hope Trump ignores him. Luckily, ignoring people he should listen to is effortless to him.

Burning ass, sir.

They do have to replace the balls with something edible. Choking hazard.

I've got a burning question every time I take a Taco Bell poo.

Somehow they manage to be the most anti-age of consent administration to date.

I want to make a joke about the DNC learning to pick a worse endorsement than Cheney. Shame I can't come up with one very easily....

Have you tried crying?

Nobody likes any of Trump's kids. Not even Trump likes Trump's kids.

If you can afford your fancy pants avocado toast, you can afford a house!

I saw the 95% red bar and my brain stopped working for a second.

65+? Dementia?

One of only positives is that he didn't enter new wars. Just escalated existing ones.

Or get bombed harder so they can recruit even easier.

The problem comes from the unfortunate truth that some people make the world a tangibly worse place and we'd be better off without them, to the point of murder being potentially a moral net positive when it comes to the worst of the worst. It's not like the person being terrible makes killing them inherently okay, but when we've had people like Kissinger I don't think "murder is wrong" is always so ridgedly true. It sucks having to think "I hope he dies," but it'd undeniably a benefit to humanity if he'd fucking hurry up with it.

The DNC didn't have to shove him down our throats.

I wish I could, just once, not be ghosted as a means of rejection. This is the last person I would expect it from. It's consuming my mind and I feel like I'm going crazy.