SwimOdin

Can we just stay with one or the other? I don’t care which! Just stop this bullshit.

Shit, I remember Spice. Those colorful waves of static were so hot.

I blame Kari Lake. I’m sure she’s uninvolved, but I love to hate her.

I was forced to have my picture taken for work, so I pulled out the most random stuff from my closet, including the sweater vest I’ve had for at least 25 years.

Saaaaaaaame.

Do they get to be claimed as dependents? If not, they’re not children.

Do you frequent the theatre? Streaming is king, but I see perhaps 3 to 4 films in theaters a year. What about you?

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-fans-are-trying-to-pay-his-enormous-legal-bills-through-gofundme?ref=scroll Or dumbasses could create a gofundme.

I’ll believe it once his jumpsuit matches his face color.

Welp

I’m usually sad the season is coming to a close, but I hated my team this year so I’m glad it’s over.

I did it.

Ok.

The war version of “they shouldn’t have dressed that way”

#powerbroker

Astalon: Tears of the Earth. Graphics and music very NES-like, but it’s also a rouge-like Metroidvania. If that sentence meant anything to you, you should play it.

I hope the super PACs are ready, they’re about to unload some cash https://www.thedailybeast.com/inside-donald-trumps-incredible-cash-crunch

If we’d only known the future would be this stupid.

The Masked Man?

Just saw The Iron Claw for the third time. Still cried.

I am not certified, but I have used scissor lifts infrequently at my job. They’re useful!

I cede this land to the state of Florida on the year of our lord today

Half of my workforce is gen z. I despise most of them. The boys worship me because I know video games and Naruto.

Fuck Vince McMahon* *my lawyers have advised me to clarify this is meant pejoratively, not a command (as he would**) **my lawyers have advised me to say: “allegedly”

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-lawyer-alina-habba-b2488053.html He just always surrounds himself with the best people