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André Toulon

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  1. Pork chop and potato chips
  2. The Annihilatrix.....pushed is a few feet from the sun.....or miles, or parsecs... wtfever
  3. Almost everyone I know that got married has also gotten divorced. Now this could just be a me thing, but so many random people I meet also have been married and divorced. Almost every woman I encounter is either separated, divorced, or cheating because she hates her husband. Men are always bitter about what the lost, or what they have to pay, or just amazed that putting a ring on it doesn't mean she won't cheat. It's foolish for both parties Obviously, this isn't a full proof plan of action....So why even do it. I know "shacking up" is frowned upon because God can see you or whatever, but it just seems so much more convenient. "Babe, I'm kinda sick of you....I think I'ma move out" "yeah, I almost hate you too...it was fun but let me know if you need help loading the truck" and you just go on with your life. Marriage is a pain to plan, a financial setback for anyone starting a family, and it adds a whole new set a rules to a relationship that you were probably not actually willing to follow to begin with.....then when it goes tits up, now you have to pay MORE money just to get out of it. But you don't pay "God"... apparently he just kinda shrugs and says fuck it to divorce. No, you have to pay the goddamn courts. Now you have to separate the shit you own together, traumatize any kids you may have spawned, make meetings, sign paperwork...none of this sounds appealing. Marriage was only viable when people stayed in it out of habit, fear of shame, or just plain too stubborn to leave, but with divorce on the table, it's just like wtf are you even bothering for. For the life of me, I just can't see value in it....there is not a single person on this planet I need to see daily, and even less so have to see them at home.
  4. Fat boy ramen. Eggs, pork chops, chicken, shrimp, and little Japanese crackers that I'm almost sure can pass for cookies
  5. You should invite ghostrek to stay with you Big ol bachelor pad. No parents or mean brothers. One is in a rock band, the other is a sci-fi YouTube personality. See what happens when these two hit the town to drag so many cooing spinsters to conquistador island😲
  6. Kagome a third legger😲
  7. Ok I'm going to leave now
  8. @mrmushiesmushroombars677
  9. Did the 5th Ghostbuster give it away
  10. I don't like being pandered to....it always leads to outside influence taking over and devaluing the entire thing.
  11. Meh, take it....I knew what Juneteenth was long before the internet matched onto it, but as soon as Walmart put out Juneteenth ice cream and mfers started commercializing it, I stopped caring.
  12. Things man....such fickle and such stubborn creatures
  13. Wait, is this some kinda holiday?
  14. McDonald's is embarrassing....the big Mac is smaller than a double cheeseburger if you take that middle bread out of it. Technically it's the same patty but the cheese burger bun is bigger in circumference than the big Mac bun
  15. I got a friend named Jimmy...do you know em
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  16. Today will be Panda...I ate the pizza...it was kinda good for an arcade
  17. Finally...a 20 pack of 100mg gummies. And an ounce of 29% THC shake for $15....This day can only get better
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