André Toulon

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Stupid anecdote time. I used to read Archie comics, Moose's gf is Midge....in Jr high there was this really short girl that everyone called Midge. I thought it was cool because the only other time I had Head that name was and Archie books. I soon learned her real name and I couldn't figure out how they got Midge from it....Could it be that I wasn't the only Archie reader? But I never brought it up because....well, despite this evidence, I reaaaaaaally didn't think anyone else read those books. It was not until like my JR year in highschool I made the connection to midget. And I'm using the word because no little person I've ever met has told me it was a slur...in fact they said it was fine and hated dwarf more. The only people who told me it was wrong was internet people...But I'll change it if anyone is offended.

I wish I could just link to the part of this video where Luigi see Mario use the teleport flute and call him a "weech" and set him on fire...it's funnier to me than it would be to anyone else, but I'm fine with that

BK....I'm not thrilled about it

Not starting shit, but those are two pretty hard starches. No, I'm not a nutritionist nor do I count calories and carbs and shit. Just that I know my body and starches kinds feud. Just mentioning it, feel free to ignore

......I'm....not sure what I'm looking at but I like all those things singularly

.... It's a cat😾

Taco casa....wanted Italian but apparently the Italian places both close on Monday too...wtf

Heartburn, apparently

I hate dumb people but more than that, I hate how mad they make me. I shouldn't be this upset, but I legit want to cus this bih out for like and hour

Red beans and catfish

I just had it tucked into my memory...never saw the other name anywhere

Never double down. Change the subject, ignore the topic, initiate troll response

Someone said Tom on TV and that's all she wrote....the other name I've at least seen before so it was easier to remember

ZOMBIE

I really gotta start writing these down

@Doom Metal Alchemist ok

Ok.....not that the consensus is LttP is the goat. I'm just saying to me the goat is LttP. I try to be concise but I forget that when you're around I need to be needlessly specific in my posts lest I get chastised again. My bad. I knew better. ........goat should be an acronym...Sorry, G.O.A.T. ....G.O.A.T means greatest of all time.

Nah because it's link to the past

Hot link and Doritos....now I'm just going to bed because fuck all of today

Tt

Hbd

Sonic..,ever had hedgehog? Jk Sonic the burger joint

Damn, my first thought, because I know we kinda had the same issue at one time, was to post a bottle of liquor....but then I thought "that's a bit insensitive when if someone did it to you, you'd get mad" So then I was like "what else can I post" then this generic Viagra commercial came on and I have irrational hatred for certain shit, like this commercial, and while I was thinking, the guy went BOOM.....I really hate when he does that because it's in reaction to him getting a price on boner pills and I'm just like "it's not the serious" then I thought about how I can't wait for ED and the Greg Giraldo bit where he says that and then I started thinking about other comics from that era and was like "man I kinda miss Patrice O'Neal" So I stopped watching Dorkly and looked for old Patrice clips which led me to Opie and Anthony.....Then I was like daaaaaamn, I forgot I used to love this shit ...so I sat here and looked at that for a while then remember..... What was the ❓

On a related note, if you had stayed a janitor, you could have gotten the appreciation you desire