André Toulon

Nah, got a couple chicken sandwiches from BK when I took my daughter to work. I passed by and was like why not.

Probably SB...I had 2 and only ate one...I kinda want catfish but I'm in no mood to cook after cleaning the kitchen

I HAVE to, my shit literally hurts if I don't.

....but.....but why tho

I....don't know what else to call her. I find it funny my son still call his mom "Mommy" (he's about to be 16) but he calls me "father". And I know why, his PSN friends heard him call me daddy years ago and the picked on him...which is fine, I mean I don't want a 16 year old dude calling me daddy either....but his alternative of father is just so anime. I always feel like he's coming to my room telling me about the Shinobi that have breached the Tori gate of some shit...."Father....is that your Gatorade in the fridge" and I reply just as dramatically "My son....my heir. You may take the Gatorade...IF YOU CAN BEST ME IN GUILTY GEAR. NOW SHOW ME YOUR POWER, BOY" *makes power up noises with my mouth"

Thx for playing along uwp

SB and this new thing....well not new but they are promoting their chili burger. It was 2 bucks so why not. It's a SB on a hamburger bun. A bit off putting to look at but honestly it was ok.

....don't tell anyone else this

I need a close shave and no Norelco, Remington, or anything else can do what I need them to

Ok cool... because if I'm being a dick, I will definitely tell you...I was just confused and kind concerned because do I like have ultra instinct dickishness now. But I can understand that in a direct quote reply, it can be interpreted personally... probably could have worded it better

I...don't feel like I did. I made the joke like I didn't know what cleaning a room was...I was like nah, just to solidify that I was kidding....then I confessed my hoarding nature and disdain for food items being left around so it didn't sound like I was sleeping with Cheetos or some shit. Wanted to be clear on what I meant by clutter.... Then I did that thing where I should end my post but I keep typing because my brain hasn't opened the memo about the point being made 12 sentences ago.

I....didn't say you did. I'll go reread to see if I implied it.

I would spend 60% of my day clawing my face with my unclipped nails.

Wait, did I get that pic from here... because that's Twitter, isn't it? I don't frequent that place.

I was like she's not a user....but then I was like who TF is gonna stop me ... I guess I'll actually try to find a relevant pic for you, mom. Well .....uuuum...she was arrested in the same decade as your birth. 🤷🏿‍♂️

Not mine. This is my daughter's cat. It does not live here, but due to freezing weather and circumstances that made me fold and allow it over here, I give you, Kitty It's a more complex name than is implied, but surprise, finally a story I don't feel like telling

Wtf is that? Nah, I have a ton of clutter and unnecessary shit I need to toss away but I do not ever leave food or anything open in my room. I cannot stand when people just leave food or dirty dishes anywhere other than the kitchen or trash. It's probably one of the biggest reasons I rarely invite anyone over....really bih, that tea bottle couldn't find the trash can huh, just gonna leave that shit on the floor so someone can kick it under the couch.....you ate all the fries, why tf did you leave the box on the bar. Who raised you?

This is the most I've ever had, and I was growing it out of spite. Oh, you don't like beards...well fine, we can both burn bih.

Anyone that's going to say shower or bathe....This isn't the thread for you and you need to wash your ass. Shaving....I fucking hate shaving, but I've always hated facial hair on the sides of my face. Stache and goatee is cool, but I'll never have a full beard. And now, due to the sarcoid, I have to shave because the hair follicles....for some dumb reason make my face hurt when they grow past stubble. But I haaaaaaaaate shaving. I literally put it off until I can no longer take it....like just now. Another is clipping my nails. When I quit smoking, I lost the habit to bite my nails too. So they grow and grow until I wind up cutting myself with my claws and need to cut them. I don't really hate it, but I never really pay attention to it until I fuck around and hurt myself

To be even more fair, I would be dead if my thirst for a girl who friend zoned me hadn't been staying at my family's house during Katrina because she was my mom's intern for a while and she had nowhere to go. I ignored every single news update and was ready to ride that shit out until my mom said "you better come off that coast, we all at Butch's house, and I'm bringing Tee with me". Packed up my dog and PlayStation and ran up there. 12 hours later, my crib was underwater...what was left of it, and my ass can't swim. I'm hardheaded and kinda dumb sometimes.

This, and it was good.....really good. I got there right when everything was being restocked.

I actually have nothing to do...it's driving me nuts And I'm like " I could be on PlayStation" but I'm not really in the mood for it. I miss Packard

TIL currency in Vietnam is called Dong and now I want to move there just to ask "how much dong is this"

Oh shit, y'all actually got snow. They've just been bullshitting down here...no snow but still no school. Not sure if they have school tomorrow...check in the morning...well in a few hours. Probably up for the night, I crashed at 530 and just got up.

Grilled fish and rice...one of my faves. So simple yet satisfying