André Toulon

Told y'all

I'm often cross and throw fits so I'm telling people I'm doing Crossfit.

And fish....Don't forget the fish. But to be fair....Did fuggz kill a bird?........I know SodaKandy did, but I see a bird being more likely to escape the death grip of fuggz because she'll take it outside because she wanted to see it fly and she sits there waiting for it to come back

It's funny because her kill count probably far eclipses theirs.

Those aren't balls.

It's ok......I would rather be in Japan, playing with money and waking up strange places, but I chose a different path in life and I'm ok with it.

Where the hell do you get $2 pitchers....I would drink those exclusively. Well, nah....It's probably Busch or some shit.

It's been 2 weeks......I go longer than that so it's nothing to brag about. Also like how you picked one thing out of the list and decided that nullified the rest........If it's even true.

Yeah.....3/10. I feel like I'm watching Chris Tucker's 2015 Standup routine on Netflix

And you will for the rest of your life, you pantload.

It always bothered me because before we moved to the South, healthy meant literally healthy.......But in the South the entire meaning changes. I mean people still use it correctly most of the time, but contextually a lot of times it's in referral to obesity.

You are indeed "healthy" http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=healthy

........Wait, I didn't realize you lived like that......Do you just not like making groceries or is that legit what you can afford, because I just can't see being a pot head with no food. I'd be a much angrier person than you come off as.

I do that to myself sometimes, and I just get miserable when I do..... I really hate doing it because usually when I do get around to eating, I'm too weak to enjoy it.......Chewing seems like a chore.

I think steak is always a safe bet.......Even if not cooked to perfection, a steak is still usually salvagable as long as you didn't buy some $2 trash. A giant salad is always good, but not very filling.....I do love my raw veggies tho. If it's just a need to eat but I don't want to cook I keep a cabinet stocked with sardines, vienna sausages, and crackers.......I like Ritz Chips, but saltines are just as good in a pinch. When faced with this conundrum, where do you turn.

I love when I find that sixer I hid from the moochers a few nights before under my sink......I'm all like

You can't calculate miles on a map, but you want us to believe you even stepped into a trig class.......Which personality is this.

Bloodsport is one of those movies that shaped a huge part of my life. If you are getting your ass whupped, toss some shit in that motherfucker's eyes.

I literally just woke up and finished off the other 6oz of steak I had earlier.

LOL, that's not even Tupac in your avatar....That's that posing ass nigga from some other country if I remember correctly.

I think she has to verify the status for it to show up to everyone else, so if I'm not mistaken, it'll just show you that status, and her to accept it which will probably not go too well.

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How many times did you quit ASMB

So glad you posted this here.....This is where you and Ghostrek should have been posting for years......In fucking IB, where shitposting is a prerequisite.

No time=This isn't about me or any of the paltry shit I post about