André Toulon

Turky ham and swiss

Rick and Morty won't do time travel but will do fabricated reality where entire lifetimes can pass ad nauseam. "We're doing another Roy....but this time, let's call it a matrix."

Same But I'm not trying to figure it out... I worked hard to make it this way

Chops and mac

SB

SB and a nanner

I kinda like going to work. Hear me out, and this may be a problem exclusive to me, but home really gets boring after a few days... especially when you get that extended weekend. Now I don't work on Monday anyways so I dont mean the holiday...I took Friday for my daughter's graduation...Today I had court....again ...., its been like 5 days since I've had to do shit and frankly, I was contemplating just pulling up like I left something there just to see what was going on. Of course I didn't, because as soon as I HAVE to be there, I'ma hate it again, but I'm almost sure that if I live that long, I'll be working in my 70s just to stave off boredom.

Lamb/rice

🤦🏿‍♂️...istg No one....but what was the point of dressing like them in an attempt to hide your identity....Why would natives care about the tea in the first place.

Noodles and brisket and now indigestion

The Boston Tea Party being a celebrated part of history kinda bothers me....I get why you did it at the surface....but why try to blame it on the Natives. Its almost like cowardly disavowing accountability is literally the foundation of America. Yes, im high and somehow wound up in this weird rabbit hole. I assume the disguises couldn't possibly have been very effective, but the writers of history make it seem so....so the propaganda at the time probably had the average citizen convinced, much like how idiots believe any ol' bullshit now

The driest porkchop ive ever had. Ledt over from earlier I've only eaten at my daughter's job for breakfast which is ok but the chops were trash. But they had a graduation thingie for her and i didn't have to pay for them, so the complaint is minimal....but the only reason im going to do this to myself again is sheer laziness.

Coming soon to FOX. What happens when a simple blue collar worker The world's most celebrated vagrant And a cheap refrigerator All wind up sharing a prison cell. Tune in 8-30-25 at 7pm, following the evening news.... WHERE? Only on FOX

How tf are there 10 valedictorians and 1 Saludadictorian (thanks for nothing auto correct)

Leftover tap

damn...who has this kinda time

I should have known that would lead me to naraku

.....I kinda want closure as to when the AIDs finally kills Forrest.... I feel like that's a horribly glossed over bombshell.

I've never made you a thread because I'm like "no way this dude has this many birthdays"....But I felt like that was just rude. Especially since you apparently dont have genitalia...Your hand in life is bad enough...this is not a excuse to dump an extra pic from my roll

I swear, when its fucking pouring like this...I WISH a cop would pull me over. Im gonna take a whole minute to find my info. Gonna be like an old person....hmmmm, is that my insurance....nope that's a reciept. Officer, can you believe groceries are this high. Wait, I think I know where it is.....*cracks open def con armrest* Its in the visor but thats gonna be the last place i look... this'll probably just piss him off more, but i excel at self destruction

DIE 1000 DEATHS😤 I'm going to be annoying today...maybe not here, but they want to drag me around to do all this last minute graduation shit, so all day today, I'm Akuma.

I dont care how this was created....this is art

Brisket and potatoes