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André Toulon

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  1. It was pretty lame......10 minutes of Hercule talking with the occasional joke reference......Wasted my time.
  2. April 2014 is our anniversary.....I scrolled over the clock so your slow learning ass couldn't miss the time stamp from yesterday but it seems your dumb ass still managed to do that. I'm not surprised since you can't even recall 80% of your own shit you post here. I buy her shit and she buys me shit because we have disposable incomes, she didn't cuss out my kid, my ex came over fucking with her, pissed her off and she got mad at everyone........She said one word and I told her I would take her teeth. We haven't had that problem again and the kids love her. My girl has never done shit to my baby mama......The vice versa isn't true. And nope, I didn't bail Averi out of jail, she had her own money and her sister went her got her.
  3. I really didn't expect you do do this man, but ok.
  4. I'll take your word for that
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    Vore, because Fuggz is going to eat them in one gulp
  6. LOL, I remember that movie
  7. Yeah, for like 24 hours. We do that all the time.........Made it official again today. She ain't going nowhere and neither am I.........One day you'll have that. Oh wait, no you won't EVER. >
  8. Coke just got old for me after a while......I don't like being on edge, but it was so available to me in 2000-2007 that it was a nice escape. I quit it cold turkey and haven't missed it once. I prefer weed and alcohol.
  9. No you don't, Zeni. I was a constantly drunk when that happened.......that was 4 years ago, since that time I got my drinking under control and stopped looking for comfort from basic bitches. Notice how NONE of our conversations have been sexual once my baby came into my life in 2014. No I won't, my Sarcoid isn't even in second stage, much less terminal....It's in remission.....I was worried about nothing, but I had been drinking that night.......THAT thread is what made me go to get checked and the doctor is just like, "meh, no money in that for me........Let's talk sleep apnea.....I can drag that out for a while"
  10. Guess I don't really know since if I'm tired of a woman, I leave. I simply don't have time for 2 women.....Never have, even when I was unemployed and banging rails all day. I enjoy my me time too much to give 2 girls attention at once.
  11. #Protip, sidebitches don't get dumped because they weren't shit to begin with.
  12. Cmon, who's miserable here.....I made one downer thread since being here.....Every day you regale us with reasons why you can't even bother taking a shower, or get out of bed.........I would kill myself if I was you and I'm scared of death, but I can only imagine being unwanted, fat, dependent and in a gross environment my breaking point
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    Yeah, they quarantined me because of sleep apnea. Meanwhile, most living things have a week shelf life in your wake.
  14. André Toulon

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    If by business you mean crabs.....Yes, yes you will.
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    That, and the crabs
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    The sad part is it'll end up never happening like every other random person who promised you sex and left you hanging.
  17. You know, that MiniGhost dude told me my way of thinking is what will get Trump reelected........I like that you've proven to me that he's exactly on your level of mental retardation........Not sure how putting in mirror in y'all faces is indicative of the bad things yet to come.
  18. No fuggz, you're the child.....You're the one that throws tantrums, acts out, wonders why everyone isn't going out of their way to do things for her and that has a problem comprehending the simplest consequences to your actions. My thinking is on point.
  19. No, you're the little sister....I've been saying that ever since your mom took her on a trip on the train and left you at home....I said parents take the responsible child with them while the retarded child usually has to stay home.
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    And here comes the enabling, passive-aggressive fuckwit.
  21. You know who this is.......I don't know why you try
  22. She can't, little sister is never allowed to play with big sister's hair.
  23. Yeah, I can say for certain that the neck is the best place to aim, this is asssuming you have one of those that requires you to be close. I've never been hit with a police grade one, but the one my cousin's ex wife had didn't do shit when we were playing with it and she hit my thigh and my stomach. It stung quite a but, and left a lingering kind of burning sensation, but if I was attacking her, that would have just pissed me off. When she hit my neck, I blacked out and it took several seconds to snap out of it.
  24. For the record, I don't actually care how you mod, I just point it out because Luuv is telling you guys one thing and us another.......How you mod isn't my issue as much as I just don't like being constantly bullshitted.
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