André Toulon

Internet presentation dictates that you transfer your food to a clean and exhibition class dish before showing it off.......The microwave in the background isn't helping. Phillies will nom tho.

Sanchez......You caught him during his siesta, or he's been deported.

I'm fucking dying over here

LOL, I'll bet he'll have a dental appointment then......On Sunday

I take it he didn't like you......What's up with that acai bowl, lilma

God you are an idiot.....It's an embed....He told you that....If you don't like it, block the culprits.

Are you making this for your hot noon date?

Post a pic of you on your Noon date today.....Did you get your yogurt bowl.....Tell us what happened....Surely you weren't just making shit up.

How hard is it to be this stupid.....I mean I legit have to ask because I have no idea how you read as much as you claim to and still have the worst comprehension skills known to man.....Like I think you believe Moby Dick is about a puppet that came to life.

Cool, because I started counting when you involve me in your OP long ago 566

It's no rack of ribsbut I've eaten a few steaks at 3am in my lifetime

That dude's posts read like Skiles......Lots of random shaft grabbing.......Skiles is pretty much just another fuggz except he doesn't delude himself into thinking he's sexy.

I miss Powerking.....He was better at this

I just like *sprays teeth with silver shit* "WITNESS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

Lot of people hated Percy, but when I was getting out of hand he would PM me to chill out.....He banned me once, but it was worth it and like I said, he warned me, but I was goin in on someone and just took the ban........He was always cool to me.

I asked him on FB when I first registered here if he was gonna come here.....He said fuck no. I said that too though so he may change his mind, but I kinda doubt it

Goddammit Ghostrek

Delete all your videos and go on a shooting spree at your truck stop before putting one in your dome when the police arrive

Because you don't wanna play step mama or because you don't fuck with baby mamas

I don't understand how some dudes have multiple women at once.....I may flirt or whatever, but Jesus Christ, I can't find enough time for 1....much less 2 or even 3......When do you ever have ME time.....And ME time is my shit.

Meh, men and women lie.....Men just lie about stupid shit. We know we aren't going to be the same guy we were when we first meet you, but most of the time we'll ease you in and hope you can deal with whatever version of full of shit we are. Women lie from the moment they tell you "I don't usually do this".......I think this phrase has come from every woman I've dated and it's always a lie. I think women are considered better liar, not because they have mastered lying, but because men don't give a fuck or pay attention to the truth until it's WAAAAAAAAY too late. Like "I knew this bitch was playing me, but she stroked my ego enough to believe she was just going her sister's house" The world has changed and I may be pessimistic, but I think my relationships all go better now that I have no expectations. Also, the biggest way men fuck up is getting close to women that they are fucking behind another dude's back and thinking she would never do it to them..........I'm drunk now, so I'm not even sure how I got to this point in my reply. Starting over.......I'm a good guy, and I am totally not an asshole.

In what world was Dragon Age ever GOTY. Not saying it wasn't, but I missed that.

Lying about what, exactly?......About how you are a confounding and ignorant being, or about me sending x-rated texts to women.....I mean I sent you a few....I stopped when I realized you have the mind of a child, but I'm not sure what you're calling me a liar about now.

Inside jokes don't work on idiots.....I had no idea what was going on.

Are you drunk....Legit asking because this is......Well.....This IS. Majin, help him.....I assume you know what's going on because I'm just kinda gonna tip my way out the door here.