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André Toulon

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  1. I guess I didn't ask what I meant......I'm aware that you can eat them, just wonder if they are delicious or gross
  2. That sounds redundant.
  3. It probably doesn't really bother luuv, but it makes his chihuahua puppy angry and he refuses to put him on a leash so he'll run around, nipping at feet.......Bent out of shape because Zeni.
  4. CALLED IT. So predictable.
  5. No one thought you did
  6. Then we'll get some bullshit like "Well, no one was using the feature and it was just kinda sitting there so we decided to just do away with it, we might put it back later but right now we are trying to contol these spambots so right now the like feature isn't priority"
  7. They'll not figure out how to stop it and get rid of the like feature altogether
  8. Quiet Zeni......
  9. I let that girl control a lot of my life....We both had serious drug problems at the time and the fact that she threatened to leave, and keeping me high as a kite made me allow her to do it. My best friend is a lesbian.......This was the first thing she made me cut off......She swore I was having 3somes with her and her girlfriend (which I did once, but it was for my birthday). Next she kept me from hanging out with my cousin which was weird because she legit hated how much he came around to drink with me......She called us faggots many times. Soon I had written everyone out of my life for her and she got progressively crazier. She's the one who made me this unfeeling, cynical bastard that I am today and I feel like a lot of the shit I put women through now is firmly based on that dysfunctional relationship and why I never really open my heart to anyone, and that's not fair. The thing is, Av is the only one who despite this flaw has yet to give up on my heart, and she deserves better.
  10. I don't drink a lot of milk as it is.....BUt I'm not promising anything on cheese either
  11. Pooh is double liking shit somehow.
  12. I dated a crazy girl who legit thought this.......
  13. You know what, I won't make any promises but both my quack doctor and my sister have been hounding me about eating vegan. What's your favorite dish.....Or maybe not even your favorite, but the one you would offer someone that you were trying to convince to eat this way........I'll give it a shot. I had a vegan burger (I assume tofu?) and green bean fries a couple months ago and it was delicious........Problem being, it simply didn't stick.....I was hungry a few hours later.......But maybe once my body acclimates that won't happen.
  14. Maybe.....But that vegan thing is gonna get in our way.
  15. Well, there are others, I was just being hyperbolic for effect. I can probably think of several stupid things that would make me run......All I know is proper laundry ability is imperative.
  16. I can't believe I forgot this......When Neffie was like 5 she swallowed a penny.....We just called the hospital and they offerd to send an ambulance, but we just drove her to the hospital. I already had the answer.
  17. Whale Penguin Hippo Rhino Tapir Monkey Elephant Giraffe
  18. I graduated HS in 97
  19. I'm muddling through......It's kinda sad, but the only thing that keeps me going is the notion that it could always be worse........Then shit gets worse
  20. Meh, I doubt you're crazier than Av.......I won't go into detail, but she's done some off the wall shit for my attention before.......Still, I can't leave her alone
  21. gun to the head-Most effective and as long as you don't fuck around, pussy out, and miss giving yourself a massive head wound and making yourself a vegetable. jumping from high places-Would not reccommend.......Seems like too much time to regret the decision. hanging-This is how my brother offed himself......Put a dildo in your ass before you kick the chair so it'll at least be funny when someone finds you. drug/chemical overdose-I think this would be my preferred way, but if there is a lot of pain from the OD, it's probably the shittiest way to go face sitting by fuggz-The smell will kill you first Judas Chair-Seriously, kill yourself wrist cutting-also one I wouldn't reccommend based solely on the amount of time that will pass, but I guess if you attempt this one, don't do it like the do on TV. Through the woods, not across the pond.....Or some shit like that. electrocution-Can I watch?
  22. Professional dick rider.
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