André Toulon

I wasn't trying to take the wind out of your sails....We can do it better.....I'm stoned af now so I'm kinda hype (but you know, high so kinda not).......That sparkles dude sucked, we outclass him in every way.

And on that note, I'm going to fucking bed.......I was in that weird spot where I know I should be asleep, but I also know that my brain would wander around, keeping me awake.....Stressing over things I have no control over. But this.....This post right here put such a smile on my face that this happy thought is gonna lull me into a decent 3-4 hour slumber. Thank you Dr. Jan Itor.

I saw something like this before if I'm following your amped up ramblings correctly. Like each person filmed their parts and the editing guy mashed it up into a decent vid. I almost want to say it was one of the old alts on ASMB that used to come log in every few months JUST to show off their YT channels. Sparkling something.......I was drunk a lot then, but I distinctlyremember something of this sort.

I wish my photoshop skills were above hamster turd level because I really want to make a jpeg depicting the last few posts in this thread.

The godfather of roast humor of our time dying is a pretty big deal, but that would explain why your jokes all suck.

Jokes on you, she don't own shit.

So I guess that transistor radio doesn't keep up with current events because the last time you should have heard it is when he died like a month or so ago.

Stop lying RIP Don Rickles

I honestly have no idea what makes anyone a hipster.......It was just the first thing that popped into my head and I said it.

I gotta admit.....I can't really think of anything else i want out of this place right now.......Everything is....like......Perfect. A lot of shit has happened in the last week or so and all of it has been favorable in my eyes. I almost have no reason to be a little shit other than I hate the banners, but I've always hated the banners so mere crumbs to my bricks.

I like frozen pizza, but pizza is getting cheaper to get from some pizzerias. Papa's Pizzeria (I always have to tell people NOT PAPA JOHN'S) let's you get 2 large "anything you want on it" pizzas for $20 and their large dwarfs other places by at least like 50% and they are fantastic.

It's always kinda been like that......I've seen Patrick's butt cheeks in some precarious situations a few times, and I destictly remember them searcing for Sandy's "nuts" one time or something to that effect.......Nickelodeon's marketing department isn't innocent either.......I have a pair of Spongebob boxers with Nickelodeon on the tag. It's his face, the the dick hole is where his nose would be.....It's not a coincidence.

Which disputes, pray tell? I mean you said there was a lot of them......Just regale me with a few.

Hipster

ALL HAIL THE HNIC!!!!! My account has neared perfection, and unlike on ASMB I won't lose the account after 6 months.......I......Think.

Hmm....Not too shabby........Now i wanna order some. Also A+ presentation. You didn't post a dirty crockpot full of bile.

That's the diabetes and constant insecticide inhalation

Fuck if I know....Leave it white

Nah, I'm just going to wait for you to make up an answer later in this thread and try to bandy it about as a fact, then know that the opposite is what's true.

The fleekiest.....Breakfast really is the most important meal of the day.

Now now, which one of us has taken and posted a picture of ourselves shoveling prescription drugs into their gross manhole........Hmmmmmmm?

Can I have my HNIC rank back?

Alex Jones confirmed for T.Boyz

People with 0 purpose are full of excuses