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André Toulon

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  1. The scenario of penis discovery bothers me a lot less than the fact that this is at least the second time I've seen you do something of this nature. Like that time you asked if you dated a black dude if it was ok for you to refer to him as my nigga. Maybe to that individual himself, but you can't ask a collective and get an affirmative for this because no matter who you're sleeping with, I'm not trying to hear any N-bombs out of you. Just as being black doesn't give me a pass in homophobic terminology, being gay doesn't excuse the use of racial epithets. I ignored it the first time because I know you're generally a good dude, but I figure you might be unaware.
  2. I saw this today and I feel it was my post a few days ago about my hatred of this cat that put this little unicorn poop with sprinkles on my plate. Like my day just became so much better......The sky opened up and god himself kissed me square on my lips and slipped a pinkie in. My FB feed is full of people trying to factor Mayweathers age when really that's all experience. I'm not even sure McGregor will have the restraint not to try a kick when he finds out his hands game is bush league in a boxing ring. No doubt, Conan is gonna leave with a fucking airline carrier full of cash on this one.....I can't knock that, but unless Mayweather is fighting in handcuffs, this is gonna be the balls dipped in warm caramel that I deserve.
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    Wait, was his name really spelled Gob......I figured it was Job like the bible dude or maybe even Jobe. Edit: It's his fucking initials......I'm no longer allowed to marathon this when I can't sleep
  4. I hate all of you
  5. He already dead so I'd say no and then reflect on why I'm dragging his corpse through a desert
  6. Dafuq I mean no, it's not .hack buuuuuuuuuuut
  7. Awesome, so what if I survey 10,000 smokers and 9,999 of them say that they smell like smoke can we surmise that there is one complete moron in the group.
  8. No. Stop. This was stupid 2 weeks ago, it's even stupider now.
  9. Admin[/member] we have already had several of these threads......Pls remove and ban OP, thx http://unevenedge.imfapp.in/free-for-all/quahog-ri-needs-a-new-mayor/msg175860/#msg175860 http://unevenedge.imfapp.in/free-for-all/rip-adam-west/msg175132/#msg175132
  10. Cool, now I can open this thread on page 2 and skip all the obscenely large images you've embedded.
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    is this really about interests or "interests"........Cause I'm kinda running outta shit to fap to too
  12. I know I've said this before on one of the many versions of this board that we've had, but of all the shit I've ever watch, nothing scared me more than this scene right here........I mean it was scary for a lot of reasons, but I think the biggest reason was how poorly animated he was.
  13. I wish you had the clip because I know this isn't your fault, and the fact that punchlines don't always come off they way they should over text, but I'm still scratching my head here.
  14. Must you always kill my buzz
  15. Oh, I shoulda read this first, but I assume at least one of the ones you are referring to is the one I saw.
  16. LOL, she calls him bro a lot.....If that's not her actual sibling, we all know why he's friendzoned so hard. I saw one once where dude passed out and when he woke up he relized he was still on the ride and commenced to screaming again.
  17. This is a flawed paradox since the idea of a "future memory" is an oxymoron......It cannot logically exist unless the future was predetermined which I think we can all agree is not. Without proof of the future dimension, one cannot fully assert such a notion, and if you could see it, it too will immediately become your past since free will dictates that the particular future you observed will likely not exist if you so choose.......What you saw will become a memory, and therefore part of you past.
  18. Sadly, this is one of his least douchey moments.
  19. Dude said he had to order a part that will be here in 3 days and he actually said this "I tapped on the old part a few times so it should work a little better now"......He fucking tapped on it?......That's what I do to shit I don't understand.
  20. No mistaking when a forever alone dude gets some pussy after a while
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