André Toulon

Back pain is my jam, but I don't wish for it because I think paralysis will suck

Stop fucking up our language

6 days, I'm on the edge of my seat here.

Oh, my head.....I definitely hate for my head to hurt but that rarely a thing......I believe the years of substance abuse have made my head invincible.

The first MK was a pretty great movie, but no videogame to movie inconsistency has ever pissed me off more that the screaming baby bird Scorpion had living in his hand.

The good part is I loves me some pain......It's actually relaxing to me.......Best sleep ever last night because my body ached so. The bad part is I was kinda hoping it would be gone by now when I had to get up, but alas it feels even worse. I really want to eat a couple of lortabs and crawl back into bed but that's not happening. Anyway, the real question here is does anyone else find pain soothing.......I mean like joint and muscle pain.......Not cuts or lacerations.....Fuck cuts and lacerations, that shit hurts and it's too easy to reopen the wounds.

Smoked in oil.....With ritz chips

I already have several

Videogames are insanely easy now compared to the 8/16 bit era.......If you find these games hard you just suck.

It's hard to see past the corrosive bitch

They ain't never seen a fat boy dougie

Look, in any business, if you require a middle man there will be a fee.

I made a 20 year careeer out of fucking dumb people over.

You can't spell

This is a lie

Can't be green if you wanna do drugs

Disney Land, mud wrestle with Scoob, get scrotum restorative surgery.

I friends with several stanking ass cigarette smokers.......I tell them all the time they stink and they can't smoke in my car.

What other exciting things do you want to do with your time after scraping together $5

To be like minded they woulf have to think that working the same janitorial job for 27 is winning. They would have to believe it's ok to evade taxes then call someone a criminal just based on their hairstyle They would have to think that paying rent in advance on a building facing condemnation is a smart move They would have to think cigs don't stink I dare you to find just ONE other person who fits this criteria. Just because they are elderly people who like coffee and anime doesn't exactly make them like minded.

Friends are overrated.......They want you to listen on top of you talking to them.....Horrible trade-off

There aren't that many people as stupid as you

You're blind, senile and you stink........Not gonna lose that virginity this lifetime I guess.