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Just to stay on topic, top 5 proud dad moments in no particular order. 1. Watching Death Note, including live action moves with my daughter. 2. Definitely teaching my son how to do a Hadoken. He can't beat me in traditional fight games but he can wreck me in Smash and Sparking 0 because the mechanics work more in his style rather than directional inputs. 3. Seeing the all A report cards from my daughter. 4. Watching the boy get better at driving (I fear I will always be the girl's chauffeur) 5. Knowing that they both think for themselves. That's always been a number one goal of mine. I like they make their own choices even if I disagree with them. That indoctrination shit is for the birds.
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I pretty much only played fulgore and Glacius. Matchup knowledge wasn't a thing for me until mainstream Internet and tier lists. That shit changed fight gaming for better or worse but to me it all comes down to experience. With the current gen fighting games, I kind of struggle...one because I don't have the time to dedicate to "git gud" and the fact that I just don't bother trying to learn new characters... I'm a filthy casual now except for Tekken. I will forever hone my Tekken game.
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KI2 was like my Apex of arcade play. My Glacius was impeccable. I would have my quarter on the controller base for queue but skip my turn until the 2p side was free or I would ask the winner if they were willing to switch sides. No idea why but I needed to be 2nd player. Once I got there, it took literal sweats to move me. There was a pool hall next to my high school. People would bet money on me because I was unbeatable. One day, at an Alladin's Castle at the mall, I was tearing shit up....but took an L dicking around. There was this dude that was dominating after me and I was next. Down to the wire and I combo broke his cheap ass TJ to get the win. He waited until his next turn and chose Spinal. Easy dub, I thought because I had never encountered a peak Spinal player... I was so unprepared. Got swept. I was so disappointed. I moved but the guy who was next said "no way, play my turn, I'll move to the back" .... Couldn't disappoint this guy so I did my best to adapt...still lost but took it to the wire. This moment sticks with me to this day. Bro was apparently a legend in AC, and it was that feeling of being the people's only hope. This is my favorite gaming memory that ends with a loss for me ...but he would go back to TJ when I wasn't on the stick...it was just a little satisfying that he knew not to fuck around with me
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Damn, and I thought mine was good ..how did I forget this gem
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Top 5 fighting games (complete versions unless specified, no franchise reuse) 1. Tekken Tag 2 2. SF4 3. Ultimate MK3 4. Killer instinct 2 (Arcade) 5. Smash Bros. Ultimate 6. Fuck it, adding Soul Calibur 4 (GameCube)
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2024 Presidential Elections: the schadenfreude commences
André Toulon replied to NewBluntsworth's topic in Current Events
Fif too busy trolling Diddy ...speaking of which, was Donnie at any of those Diddy parties -
What did you have for dinner?
André Toulon replied to The_annoying_one's topic in General Discussion
Well I guess the local store will never get more of my peach pies so I'm bought a whole ass cobbler from wally. Egg rolls because fuck cooking God this camera is shit. Hopefully my phone comes tomorrow...but I've pretty much just gotten used to this pos -
What Are You Thinking About Right Now?
André Toulon replied to DragonSinger's topic in General Discussion
Paranoia is keeping me from voting early. It's red ass OK. I just know someone would fuck with my ballot and since there are no lines or anything of the sort, it would be easy to toss my ballot knowing fully well I didn't come in to vote for Donnie. I don't know when I got like this. I have always been a planner, but now I can't do anything without overthinking it. -
Countfrylocks GoFundMe for his struggling family
André Toulon replied to CountFrylock's topic in General Discussion
Since I saw you're in Alvarado, and I'm vaguely familiar with that area, I did some poking around for you. There are far more resources centers than pawn shops there, so while I understand the lack of vehicle thing, I'd almost bet if you contact one and explain your situation, they may come to you. In TX terms, Alvarado is pretty small and with so many places willing to help, I'm sure one or a few would love to have you and your mother as recipients....even if they have to come out to assist, especially with a disability. If any are funded by the gov, the more people they help the more money they get. So win, win. And without spending money on food and other necessities, you can work on getting your stuff out of pawn. I think it's at least worth a shot. -
2024 Presidential Elections: the schadenfreude commences
André Toulon replied to NewBluntsworth's topic in Current Events
Just on the topic of jail, Trump will never spend a day behind bars, win or lose. That entire thing is just entertainment. Call me pessimistic, but that very clear elder brain that most are ignoring on the campaign trail will be used to help him dodge prison if he doesn't win. His assets will be gutted but he'll be out in some sort of compromising watched care in lieu of actual prison time. -
2024 Presidential Elections: the schadenfreude commences
André Toulon replied to NewBluntsworth's topic in Current Events
Your link takes me to an article about a sheriff telling people to take Harris supporters address. I think I found what you meant to link but it doesn't take me there -
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With AI existing, there is no reason for your jokes to suck like this
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2024 Presidential Elections: the schadenfreude commences
André Toulon replied to NewBluntsworth's topic in Current Events
MD: These womenfolk aren't going to have dick in their life if they don't want to date Republican men because this post from today alluding to an article link from when Biden was still the presidential candidate says so. I'm convinced she's not reading any of this shit Fun fact, I too left the Democrats...as you all know because of another tryhard similar to MD....But I didn't join the Republicans....How, 😱 -
What did you have for dinner?
André Toulon replied to The_annoying_one's topic in General Discussion
Bout to load up some baked potatoes with steak, scallops and shrimp. -
2024 Presidential Elections: the schadenfreude commences
André Toulon replied to NewBluntsworth's topic in Current Events
So I guess bro hasn't learned his lesson -
2024 Presidential Elections: the schadenfreude commences
André Toulon replied to NewBluntsworth's topic in Current Events
Whether it exists or not, it's just distressing that something like that would need to even exist to damage his character. Like, he's the grab em by the pussy felon....Even if it comes out, it won't change any minds. I'm convinced he could slip up and confess to groping a teenager and his base would find a reason why it's ok. I'm just kinda over the whole "find dirt on Trump" thing....has it EVER worked? Kamala just has to keep trying to get that undecided vote (if there can actually be any a nigh week out). -
What did you have for dinner?
André Toulon replied to The_annoying_one's topic in General Discussion
Lol, I go in casa and the Latina lady is there. She goes "MR. GARY", I 🤦🏿♂️ then 🤣 and say it's Derrick. She says, I'm so sorry....I was like nah, it's cool but I figured I should say something since you know me on sight. Anyway....Superfuckinburritos -
2024 Presidential Elections: the schadenfreude commences
André Toulon replied to NewBluntsworth's topic in Current Events
Is that what's going on....I thought it was stroke induced masturbation But since I wanted to see if this pos replacement phone could take screenshots Omfg, and they take an hour to upload. I'll rather just not have a phone...wtf is this -
Magi karp karp karp
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rants Haters/Complainers: Legacy of Spleen
André Toulon replied to mthor's topic in General Discussion
......aaaaaaand of course my phone isn't in stock so they have to order it and now I'm stuck with this stuttering, sack gobbling piece of dog dick replacement phone until it comes in. "We might get a ups today, we'll call you" No you won't -
2024 Presidential Elections: the schadenfreude commences
André Toulon replied to NewBluntsworth's topic in Current Events
Well, I was talking about what would be his obvious rhetoric towards Harris, but yeah...that too -
2024 Presidential Elections: the schadenfreude commences
André Toulon replied to NewBluntsworth's topic in Current Events
As much as I try to tolerate the kid, there is no way he would have made this situation into something worth reading.