André Toulon

Hearing bats tell supe to change his name to Stank Dick Drawers Man will never not be funny to me. (Parody, not canonical)

....I did... because I was tro.... I'm starting to realize this is going nowhere and I'm just going to eject.

I should inform you that I was indeed trolling. I can't even say I eat much bacon. Had it the first time this year a few days ago because someone else cooked breakfast. And I frankly don't even care about the pizza thing...I like anchovies. Just can't get them.

Why do sirens get slower the further away they get from when you initially hear them

My hands are getting weaker by the day. I had so much trouble getting the oil cap off my engine today...almost asked for help, but as a man....the only option was to spend 5 minutes playing through the pain

So let me see if I'm reading this right. People believe stupid shit they saw, then you debunk it and their retaliation is to say you're neurodivergent and therefore can't understand? Now myself, I don't even bother contesting anyone's beliefs....waste of time and energy, but aren't you doing the same to them by saying they can't get you because they lack the ability to analyze? I'm actually asking since I'm not fully sure if I'm reading this right.

Qdoba.

It has nothing on ghost and goblins...and with the gold armor, you basically don't need to try save for the sometimes wonky platforming. Scythe magic is so OP.

*Squints* ..... 🤔 🧐 ....is anyone gonna tell her?

Last week for me. My YT sometimes plops me dead center of old cartoons because of the shit I watch

I ignored it because obviously trolling...if not, poor guy has a mental deficiency and you don't make light of that

It was more than that...I saw him on PSN a few weeks ago but I don't think he replied

Fr, helping mfers out always bites me in my ass. I swear off even acknowledging people's bullshit for years then one day say " You know what, this person deserves help and it won't hurt me to just offer a little....next thing you know BAM regret

Soon, steaks

I do like that mama gets me

Nah, got a couple chicken sandwiches from BK when I took my daughter to work. I passed by and was like why not.

Probably SB...I had 2 and only ate one...I kinda want catfish but I'm in no mood to cook after cleaning the kitchen

I HAVE to, my shit literally hurts if I don't.

....but.....but why tho

I....don't know what else to call her. I find it funny my son still call his mom "Mommy" (he's about to be 16) but he calls me "father". And I know why, his PSN friends heard him call me daddy years ago and the picked on him...which is fine, I mean I don't want a 16 year old dude calling me daddy either....but his alternative of father is just so anime. I always feel like he's coming to my room telling me about the Shinobi that have breached the Tori gate of some shit...."Father....is that your Gatorade in the fridge" and I reply just as dramatically "My son....my heir. You may take the Gatorade...IF YOU CAN BEST ME IN GUILTY GEAR. NOW SHOW ME YOUR POWER, BOY" *makes power up noises with my mouth"

Thx for playing along uwp

SB and this new thing....well not new but they are promoting their chili burger. It was 2 bucks so why not. It's a SB on a hamburger bun. A bit off putting to look at but honestly it was ok.

....don't tell anyone else this

I need a close shave and no Norelco, Remington, or anything else can do what I need them to

Ok cool... because if I'm being a dick, I will definitely tell you...I was just confused and kind concerned because do I like have ultra instinct dickishness now. But I can understand that in a direct quote reply, it can be interpreted personally... probably could have worded it better