André Toulon

Just so you remember, if this results in you carrying your ass in your hands for the millionth time, you came fucking with me.

I'm kinda confused by the idea that they are overrated.....It's just a confection. I haven't seen the cupcake fanboys on a crusade to prove their superiority. That said, churros are very underrated.....There should be a churro stand in every store.

Soooo....What are we doing, discussing catnip now?

I can empathize with all of this I lost my car for like 2 days because I was shitfaced and couldn't remember what happened to it......Turns out, I had got kicked out of a club and my homeboy got his brother to drive me home. I honestly don't remember him, or the club that I apparently drove to when I found out another person bought the bar. Never even thought to call him because I knew I was alone that evening.....Just didn't know how I got home and still had car keys. I called people that I remember seeing that night, but none of them saw me before I drunkenly drove to the club to drink free shots and pitchers. The owner finally contacted me a couple days later. I hate to think about the things heard coming out of my room before......I really wish I hadn't done it in retrospect, but it's weird that I'm more ashamed of all the girls I bedded while my mom was in the living room yet I have no feeling one way or the other of all the weed smoke that used to billow out of my room, or copius amount of lines I used to keep on my mirror. I moved back home for a brief stint when I was 21, but it was short lived because my homegirl wanted me to live with her because she didn't want to live alone. She was a butch lesbian, but a total scaredy cat.

Hold the fuck up....Phil Collins is still alive? There is some Mandela effect shit going on here

I thought phil collins died years ago

At this point, none of what happens is stilgar's fault. You're just asking for it

Just quit and get on welfare.....Anything to stop these threads

Gotta save up for them new dental prosthetics

I really thought this was gonna be about this

2 hours until nap time

You're a 60 year old man living like a teenager.

I have no idea how you live like this. Seriously, invest in an lb. and you can rest easy.

AV does that. We went to Denny's at 2am a while ago and I got a burger with a runny fried egg on it. She said that was gross. I didn't eat it all and took it home.....Got up around 9 thinking I was gonna smash the rest of it. She had got up sometime between then and ate it.....I was pissed. She thought it was funny but she just doesn't know that she could have died that morning.

I did mention I was stoned, so clearly you lost me somewhere in the secont line.

Which item is the side dish? Like if you say you're having steak for dinner, your potato or rice or pasta or whatever is you side dish, right? So in breakfast terms, is bacon or whatever your entree and eggs the side.......Or since eggs generally are stylistically different depending on the person, is THAT the entree with your choice of meat the side? Cooking breakfast stoned.

I do this on purpose. I get one out the freezer before I head to work. By the time I get there I have a delicious slushie

STONEYGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

I still have one.....I sometimes wonder if I can still get it connected. then I realize I hate talking to people.

BBQ Lays Mrs. Bairds chocolate donuts Gardettos....Original or rye chips

Hell, I can't even get anyone to donate to the kids on my football team......No way in hell I'd wait for anyone to give me bill money

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I......I can't. Someone else do this.