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André Toulon

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  1. She didn't die at 50 either.....This isn't about her.
  2. Ah.....The ol' "I didn't mention this before" card. I think your deck is filled with these and "I never said that" cards.
  3. Oh shit, hentai kamen kitty is real
  4. WooooooOOOOOOOoooo.....I am the ghooooooosht of hypocritical bitch future...WoooooOOOOOOooooo. In 10 years, your daughter will have broken all ties with you....You will still live in the same house with your mother and she will still have a more active social life. Your obesity will catch up with you and you will become unhireable, even to congeal in front of a phone all day. Moments before suffering a heart attack that forces your uterus to shoot across the room like an air hockey puck while sending 20 year old dated pics to a catfish, you will look like THIS. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
  5. Meanwhile, this insurance figurehead is also worried about losing her Obamacare. I don't remember seeing life insurance on her list of bills either. I wonder if they just plan on throwing her in the trash. I kid of course....One does not simply throw that kind of mass.
  6. Why is there going to be a Space Jam 2......Is it going to be full of Youtubers and meme mascots....Because kids don't know shit about Yosemite Sam and Porky Pig and shit now.
  7. It's ok....I'm sure your calorie infused fast food slid across the floor before you got it. Also, it's amazing how you consider yourself independent when your mother, according to you, pays all the household necessity bills while you just perpetually create debt.
  8. No one cares in the least what has no self esteem to settle for you. We don't like you because you're a lying.. oh, not in df. I can wait to tell you later
  9. She doesn't want to be liked, just responded to. If I could get everyone on board we could kill this idiot monster
  10. So you were lying the other day when you boasted about showing up all the time early and getting over time, or is this one the lie
  11. Soooooo, you don't know what "current" means.....Just because it cycles doesn't mean you don't have a current one.
  12. I'm fucking dying over here....How are you this humorless.
  13. You'll gettem next time, tiger
  14. I mean yeah, but that doesn't answer my question
  15. Cool....Did you score
  16. You know she's not making $25/hr
  17. Yeah, it's like 12.50.....Go you, you make less than I did carrying shrimp 15 years ago
  18. No one asked you I'm not the one with marble I was implying you were pissing on the rug You smoke, your carpet will never smell fresh go away
  19. Wow, you're going to be a shut in AND sober? Your life is gonna suuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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