André Toulon

I believe you....How much does a head janitor make. No chance she's part of the elite there. She watching other people mop.

He also has a dipshit brother to sign off on a major purchases he can abandon in 7 years without toting any of the debt load....He's found his sucker

You'za a broke bitch and people a third your age consider your living conditions to be pure shit....You've wasted you life and in reality I know you cry yourself to sleep knowing you'll possibly be faced with another waking day of slum trudgery. The fact that you come here to grasp at non-existent straws amuses the shit out of me.

No, because he IS the landlady....Squatter's make up their own stories in their head.

Truth is, I always will believe this socially awkward thing is just a different spin on the ramen noodle joke.

I do that all the time because after bagging, loading, transporting, and unloading your own groceries, that trip back for a quarter just seems like a huge fuck it. Even if the person is way across the parking lot, I just yell "NEED A CART" and they'll come get it.

You missed his first attempt at making a steak....Completely indistinguishable from anything edible.

I don't know who told you that....Every cat that participated in homosexual activity while incarcerated and got outta prison where I'm from is still gay as fuck....They are just usually too dangerous and often huge to make it an issue.

a lot of legs

Ah see....I used to wonder about your posts. You just don't know anything and your ability to assess a situation for what it actually is complete shit. It's none of those things unless you think getting your quarter back after you shop is a purchase and you consider 2 dozen eggs, bulk.

It's a shitty, made up construct.

Brock, no....Patrick Warburton, yes

Nope, you're a dude....Only women get to switch....Dudes are gay for life, no matter how they change.

Like Hot links and pickle hot sausages from the corner store

I would burn though this tiny troll doll guido like reggie weed in 1993

I prefer hot sausage, but I'm a shaft man.

Eye of the beholder, man....I mean I've never say her as attractive, but I can see where someone could be attracted to her.....Especially in the beta male world we exist in. I find Kathy Griffin fuckable.....Not hot by any means, but If I could sew her lips shut, she could get it. I have a weird chubby for Ellen.....Like I feel her wonkydonk personality quite alluring despite her sexual preference. I find Snooky cute....So yeah, there's that.

Surely you jest?

No....I got some from Braums. Not bad but only a 7 minute round trip

I'm not worried about porn....Delete all the info that associates me with this place

I dunno man....International girls will find you exotic and there's no telling how quickly you'll get manhandled because they won't fully understand your failure to engage isn't just a language barrier.

My son had a bit of game....He got up and got fly on Valentines day in hopes of giving this girl a gift before some other boy beat him to it....Had me drop him off early just so he could win....But he's eight. I wonder if this will carry over in to puberty because my son is also an avid Pokemon and Dragon Ball fan....So I figure this can go either way.

You're not perpetually failing at talking to the opposite sex, so this really had nothing to do with you.

I think a lot of them actually joined ASMB when they were like 12, so they never had that sweet spot in their lives where they actually wanted to get their junk slapped around

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